"Thou wimpled dizzy-eyed varlot!" Topic

The Shakespearean Insult Generator: link

I'm pushing the complaint button.

"[Thou] appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours."

This is right up some gamers alleys. My sister would insult me with Shakespearean quotes. She's a genius, so it was doubly insulting to have to ask her what she said, where it was quoted from and what it meant.

I though we couldn't insult each other, dawghouse getting that sad and empty feeling? Death to controversy and all of that.

LLC aka Ron

[Thou art] a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

Isn't someone in the DH for that one?

Thou son mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels.

This is an experiment to see if the Bleep-o-matic strikes at Shakespeare.
The word that has me on tenterhooks rhymes with "hoar".

I guess it would balk at some of Doctor Johson's choicer bits, too.

This one is for the more "intellectual boards", like Napoleonic Discussion:

O teach me how I should forget to think.

OFM, aren't "group attacks" also verbotten? :) "O thou cantank'rous spawn of Gaellic Ommadhaun parentage."

Thou cullionly earth-vexing lout!

Degenerate and base art thou.

I know people who fit this insult.

Thou droning clay-brained haggard!