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jbenton Inactive Member23 Feb 2008 5:48 p.m. PST

Sorry for the caps, but that's how it came:

>BELOVED ONE: A BID FOR ASSISTANCE.

I AM CONTACTING YOU BASED ON TRUST AND WISH THAT YOU WILL GIVE ME BACK THE TRUST I HAVE GIVEN TO YOU. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING ELSE BUT FOR SOMEONE WITH THE FEAR OF GOD AND ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THE SPIRITUAL MPLICATIONS OF HANDLING MONEY MEANT FOR THE PROPAGATION OF GODS WORK.

I AM DR. KELVIN LOMAX OF MARY MOUNT MEDICAL CENTER LONDON-ENGLAND AND I HAVE A 51 YEAR OLD MAN WITH A LONG TIME BRAIN CANCER PROBLEM. HIS NAME IS MR. PAUL SIMON A LONDON CITIZEN. HE WAS WORKING H ERE IN OUR COUNTRY WITH THE UNITED NATIONS BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, HE RAN INTO THE HANDS OF THE REBELS WITH HIS WIFE AND HIS ONLY SON, WHOM WERE KILLED DURING THE CRISES. AT THE MOMENT, MR. PAUL SIMON MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAT TWO MONTHS. HE HAS GONE FOR HIS FIRST MAJOR OPERATION AND SURVIVED IT AND IN SHOWING APPRECIATION TO GOD FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE OPERATION, HE DECIDED TO GIVE PART OF HIS WEALTH FOR THE PROMOTION AND PROPAGATION OF GOD'S WORK IN THE AREA OF CHARITY.

$6.000, 000,00 (SIX MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) IS HIS DONATION TO HUMANITY AND THIS MONEY ARE MEANT FOR ALL MOTHERLESS BABIES, ALL AND SUNDRY FOUND IN DESTITUTE HOMES AND WIDOWS. THIS IS A CHARITY DONATION FROM A PASSIONATE HEART.

CONTACT ME VIA EMAIL IF YOU ARE SINCERE ENOUGH, SO THAT I WILL CONNECT YOU TO HIS ATTORNEY WHO IS IN THE CUSTODY OF THE DEPOSITORY DOCUMENTS IN THE BANK AND PLEASE DO NOT REPLY ME IF YOU HAVE THE INTENTION OF USING THIS FUND IN AN UNGODLY WAY OTHER THAN EVANGELISM AND AFFECTING LIVES. EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NOT MET YOU IN PERSON BEFORE, BUT I GOT A MESSAGE AS I LOOKED AT YOUR MAIL ID THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY A TRUST REPOSED ON YOU. I WILL INFORM HIS FAMILY LAWYER SO THAT HE CAN ARRANGE FOR THE RELEASE OF THE FUNDS TO YOU.

YOUR MOST CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS MATTER WILL BE APPRECIATED UNTIL THE TASK IS ACCOMPLISHED, AS I DON'T WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE HIS LAST WISH, DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE DO NOT WANT RELATIVES OR FAMILY MEMBERS STANDING IN THE WAY OF HIS LAST WISH.

MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST, THE LOVE OF GOD, AND THE SWEET FELLOWSHIP OF THE HOLY SPIRIT, BE WITH YOU.
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY.

YOURS IN CHRIST,
DR. KELVIN LOMAX,
FOR EVANGELIST PAUL SIMON.<

I do feel for the poor guy, I mean his wife and son killed by rebels in the streets of London, plus he's got brain cancer; but they probably should have sent this to Garfunkel instead of me, because I'm broke.

CyborgTruckerUSA Fezian Inactive Member23 Feb 2008 6:46 p.m. PST

ROFL!!!

ExtraPithy Inactive Member23 Feb 2008 7:29 p.m. PST

:(

Jerzei Balowski Inactive Member23 Feb 2008 7:42 p.m. PST

Panic on the streets of London!

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Personal logo McKinstry Supporting Member of TMP Fezian23 Feb 2008 8:06 p.m. PST

Has the British Museum been looted yet? I'd like to pick up a Rosetta Stone or maybe an Elgin Marble or two on eBay.

Jerzei Balowski Inactive Member23 Feb 2008 8:14 p.m. PST

I think the Greek diplomatic staff would be the first to grab the Elgin Marbles. wink

Personal logo McKinstry Supporting Member of TMP Fezian23 Feb 2008 11:24 p.m. PST

I think the Greek diplomatic staff would be the first to grab the Elgin Marbles.

I'm betting on the Australians. I've seen all those Mad Max movies. Those guys are naturals for the whole chaos, civilization in ruins thing that Dr. Kelin Lomax has informed us is sweeping London.

jbenton Inactive Member24 Feb 2008 7:45 a.m. PST

Hmm, maybe the rampant looting will mean I can pick up a crown on the cheap on ebay. That way if anyone ever trots out the classic "Yeah right, and I'm the Queen of England," I can pull out my trusty new hat and pithily point out "Nope, that'd be me."

The G Dog Fezian24 Feb 2008 11:17 a.m. PST

I never voted for you!

What…another football match get out of hand?

Somebody stop by the Tower and collect those 6# guns for me, please.

GarrisonMiniatures Supporting Member of TMP24 Feb 2008 4:08 p.m. PST

Can't the guy even spell 'centre' properly?

GarrisonMiniatures Supporting Member of TMP24 Feb 2008 4:14 p.m. PST

Funny thing is, the place exists complete with American spelling of Centre (American parent organisation.) On the other hand, you would expect him to know that it changed its name last month to 'Saint Joseph London'.

marymount.com

GarrisonMiniatures Supporting Member of TMP24 Feb 2008 4:20 p.m. PST

As this is a defined place in the UK, I have passed this link on to the Center. Perhaps they might be able to take some action.

Covert Walrus Supporting Member of TMP27 Nov 2008 3:21 a.m. PST

What gets me is that these Nigerian idiots seem to think that Christians are held as trustworthy and in high regard in Western countries these days.

In NZ, there are high-ranking citizens who consider them WOETO and want laws passed to make it illegal to evangilise ( sp? ) in the streets to children.

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