"Forget My Girlfriend" Topic

…the former Widow of the Ex-Nigerial Minister for Oil, Diamonds and Valet tabs…I've got an inheritance to claim!

(This literally just showed up in my maibox…I didn't know my Great X 13 Generations Grandfather "Guido Ingwangwa Click Clc Preziosi" was part African).

Woohoo!

THE PRESIDENCY
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
franknweke@ministerforinfo.org

ATM CARD PAYMENT FOR FUND BENEFICIARIES
OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA.

ATTENTION BENEFICIARY:

I AM MR.FRANK NWEKE, NATIONAL SPECIAL ADVISER TO PRESIDENT ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT /INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE OFFICIALS IN THE BANK ALL YOUR ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF THE FUND TO YOU. WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAS TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION BY THE PRESIDENT ALHAJI UMARU MUSA YAR'ADUA, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS PER DAY, SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND THIS WAY PLEASE LET US KNOW BY CONTACTING THE CARD PAYMENT CENTER AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING
INFORMATION:

1.YOUR FULL NAME
2.PHONE AND FAX NUMBER,
3.ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
4.YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5.A COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY

DR. PATRICK AZIZA.
INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
TEL: +234-1-7615990
TEL: +234-1-4782972.
EMAIL TO CONTACT: atmcardcenter@paymentdepart.org

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT $8,300,000.00 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2007. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s). THIS IS TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN FINALIZING YOUR PAYMENT.

CALL ME ON MY DIRECT NUMBER +234-8032091736 OR EMAIL BACK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR FURTHER DIRECTION IN THIS REGARDS AND ALSO UPDATE ME ON ANY DEVELOPMENT FROM THE ABOVE MENTIONED OFFICE.

NOW IT IS IMPORTANT TO SAFEGUARD YOUR MOTIVES TOWARDS YOUR FUNDS WITH ATM CARD, I WANT TO USE THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS IS THE SENSITIVE MOMENT, AS THIS ASSIGNMENT WILL BE HANDLED WITH UTMOST CARE AND INTELLIGENCE, AS THE PAYMENT DEPARTMENT WILL DELIVER YOUR CARD TO YOU THROUGH THEIR INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY DEPARTMENT.

HOWEVER, I WANT YOU TO READ BELOW NOTICE CAREFULLY, AS THE NOTICE STAND AS CAUTION BEFORE IT IS LATE. FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION, YOU MUST BE CONSCIOUS OF THIS PROJECT, AS THEY WILL SOON CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION WITH YOU, INCASE OF ANY
E-MAILS, CALLS YOU RECEIVES REGARDING YOUR FUND OR YOUR ATM CARD, FROM ANY INDIVIDUALS CLAIMED TO BE ONE OF THE OFFICIALS, OR E-MAILS, CALLS FROM ANY ORGANIZATION TO YOU, SUCH MUST BE FORWARDED AT ONCE TO MY OFFICE IMMEDIATELY BY E-MAIL.

ALSO, IT MIGHT COME TO YOU WITH DIFFERENT PROPOSALS WITH DIFFERENT NAMES INCLUDING MY NAME ASKING YOU TO COME AND CLAIM YOUR PROPERTY OR EVEN FUNDS BELONGING YOU OR TO SOMEBODY YOU DO NOT KNOW, I URGE YOU TO IGNORE SUCH E-MAILS OR CALLS, WHILE YOU FORWARD IT TO ME.

NOTE: THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER.

THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING AND CO-OPERATION. CALL ME ON AT ONCE YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL.

MR. FRANK NWEKE
MINISTER FOR INFORMATION
AND NATIONAL ORIENTATION.
CELL PHONE:+234-8032091736.
EMAIL: franknweke@ministerforinfo.org

Sounds too good to pass up.

Don't forget the code 811 man!

The nice thing is that this "Nigerian" ATM card will allow me to snag 20,000 smackers a day…as opposed to the $500 USD most banks allow.

To be honest, the fiscal integrity of a Nigerian 'SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC' relative to certain more established Western institutions is not what it was…

Too late man, I responded to that last week.

Now that they got $5K from me to help out with their short term financing, I expect a cheque any day now.

You might be doing a bit better if you start expecting a czech in the mail!

"To be honest, the fiscal integrity of a Nigerian 'SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC' relative to certain more established Western institutions is not what it was…"

Yeah, ever since the GREATER SOUTHEAST ASIAN CO-PROSPERITY SPHERE pulled out as their guarantor…things have taken a definite turn for the worse.

the former Widow…

What, was he brought back to life so that she is no longer a widow? Have zombies even invaded this sacred domain?

Rob

Is Nigerian fiscal integrity so compromised as to not afford a shift key? What a maroon.

Yeah, but can she cook?

I send $5,000 to every one of these people….

I mean I only have to get lucky once right?

James

5.A COPY OF YOUR IDENTITY

Well….duh! I failed my wisdom check so I'll send it.