"Condoms to Ghana!" Topic

OK so now I know how I'm going to pay for my rising medical insurance premiums. I'm going to sell Condoms and fishing poles to Ghana! That's right me and Ben are gonna make a ton O money $$$$$!

$Ka-ching$

Dear Sir/Madam
The Government of Ghana, in West Africa, has recieved funds from the INTERNATIONAL DEVELOPMENTASSOCIATION(IDA) with loan number :IDA CREDIT NO:3964GH,and AGENCE FRANCAISE DE DEVELOPMENT(AFD),AFD LOAN NO:CGH 6004.01.G, towards the cost of community based rural development projects ( CBRDP) and intends to apply part of this fund to cover eligible payments under the contracts for the supply of the following items:
1. water treatment plants and Chemicals.
2. Fertiliser
3. Medical equipment
4. agro chemicals
5.condoms
6.Educational infrastucture.
7.Fishing equipment
8.Knapsack sprayer
9.treated mosquito net

Tender is open to all eligible foreign contractors from eligible source countries as defined in the guidelines of the procurement Board of the Republic of Ghana.If you can handle the supply any of the above items, get back to me for more details.I am a commision agent.Give me your contact details.
Your Full name _______________
Your phone/fax no _____________
Country/City _____________

Thanks
Ben

Hello. I'm Mark Mbutu from the newly emerging African nation of Namibia, a former German colony located in southwest Africa. Namibia is an undeveloped nation, and we are appealing to you as world citizens.
We need your fondue sets.
Many people in the United States received these fondue sets as gifts for anniversaries, birthdays and housewarmings, and often put them up on a shelf and forget about them. There are thousands of Namibian housewives who could cheer up an otherwise dull dinner party with one of these sets. Oh, please think, please give, please send. We already have enough of the little sterna cans for underneath the sets from when the Germans were here, so only send the fondue pots themselves, and the long fark--forks if you have them. Our address is: Fondue Sets For Namibia, Box 180, Namibia, West Africa.
Oh, and we would like to thank Mr. and Mrs. Norman Prager for sending us the Water-Pik and the deluxe toaster oven. Thank you!

ROTFL! Doc, that was hilarious! Thanks!

The most common national flower in Africa is the black plastic bag! "You can see them all over the place!"

Tom Dye
GFI