Gentlefolk!
The reports of my death have been exaggerated, and those of The (Virtual) Armchair General completely fabricated!
An eight-day-long period wherein elements of ATT decided I was metabolically challenged has finally been resolved. After days of talk and effort to change their opinion, I was told today that I was, in fact, alive.
On the strength of their assurances, I would like to dispel any further confusion or uncertainty, and invite everyone who wishes to make an order between this posting and Midnight (CST), Thursday, March 11, to claim a $5.00 USD rebate, over and above any other deal currently being offered.
Inform me of your desire for same, and that money will be refunded via PayPal to your provided account.
Now, let's all prove them wrong! Clap hard enough, and Tinkerbell will recover!
Better. Send me an order, so TVAG might recover last week's business.
In the end, I think you'll get better use out of TVAG than a poisoned fairy.