Esteemed frothers and frotherettes:
Thanks to popular demand, it is with great pleasure that we announce that the illustrious Colonel Marbles will be pre-released for sale at Salute 2005! Not the great man himself, but a beautiful miniature representation of one of the greatest minds of his time. Colonel Marbles is a true visionary who was the founding father of the renowned Colonel Marbles Miniature Masterworks. To this day, the Colonel is able to expound coherently on several topics for up to 10 minutes a day, and can still perform his toilet functions unattended!
Sculpted by none other than Shane Hoyle, this wonderful figure will be joining Dave in the FU!UK Webshoppe, but this is a unique opportunity to grab this special figure before it's official release. Standing a non-heroic 26mm (to top of pointy head) and overcompensating through his truly impressive girth, the Colonel can be obtained from long-time frother Artemis Black at his Salute stand.
As per tradition, all profits made by the sales of FU!UK specials will go back into the FU!UK site for your greater pleasure and amusement. So don't miss out on this opportunity to have the Colonel's face scowling at you while you try to work!