Sunday, 11th of May, sees the launch of Sharp Practice at the International Napoleonic Fair at Cressing Temple in Essex.
Throughout the day, we will be running the inaugural Fellatio on the Beach game, as Lieutenant Fellatio Lawnmower RN leads a landing party from HMS Chlamydia in an attempt to rescue Lady Mary Hinge from the grasps of the treacherous turncoat Captain Gerrard Adams (boo, hiss).
Will Lawnmower rescue Lady Mary? Will Marshall Chirac's forces intervene? What of tall dark enigmatic rifleman, Richard Shaft? Is that Martello Tower really a flowerpot with cardboard stuck on it?
All this and more will be revealed this coming Sunday.
Those attending may also be interested to see the battle of Friedland recreated with our Le Feu Sacre rules, and to see Kriegsspiel in action.
More details of the INF may be found here.
Sharp Practice, Le Feu Sacre and Kriegsspiel are all available from toofatlardies.co.uk.