Empires Review Contest Entries

Could go on about how many different systems I have played or stuff like that but instead I will just say:

You will laugh, you will like it and it will be like no other review you have ever seen before. Oh, and I will use a spell checker ;)

In my thirty-one years on this planet, despite managing to be awarded two Nobel prizes, and saving the entire crew of a battleship in the South Pacific, I also find time to play and complain about miniatures games. Many is the cold Winter's night I've spent warming myself on the embers of the last game disgustedly lit, thinking to myself, "There must be an easier way to find which games are good. I know, I'll become a reviewer."

In short, I'd like to thank all the Gods listening and hope that you pick me.