| Cacique Caribe | 19 Jul 2006 9:18 a.m. PST |
This other thread got me thinking that we are indeed missing a very important thing here: TMP link Gotta have mutilated cattle (and goats for their chupacabras too)! After all, the poor Greys must be allowed to verify if everything really tastes like chicken on this planet. CC |
| SpaceCowboy | 19 Jul 2006 10:01 a.m. PST |
Those blasted greys are just bad news.
Here is a link to follow to join the fight. link Sign up and help put an end to this alien incursion.
They control the horizontal, they control the vertical, and now they want to control our cows. See you in space cowboy. |
| Big Miller Bro | 19 Jul 2006 10:15 a.m. PST |
I imagine that a quick trip to the dollar store could find a few suitable conversion cows :D |
| bigsword | 19 Jul 2006 10:21 a.m. PST |
Well, while I respect your right to game what you want, I gotta say that I could happily live the rest of my life never seeing a mutilated cow on a game board. Still, if you are ging that far, why stop? Rectal probing is also very much on the Grey's "to do" list… |
| bigsword | 19 Jul 2006 10:23 a.m. PST |
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| Cacique Caribe | 19 Jul 2006 1:30 p.m. PST |
"Rectal probing is also very much on the Grey's "to do" list…" We definitely need to put a stop to that!!! :) CC |
| AcrylicNick | 19 Jul 2006 3:39 p.m. PST |
I think we need a game where you play a Grey and score victory points for every Earthling rectally probed. The amount of victory points awarded would depend on how dangerous the subject is: Very few VPs for cows
Most VPs for shotgun-armed rednecks
etc. |
 Dances With Words   | 19 Jul 2006 3:44 p.m. PST |
I got one of those 'japanese museum' kits from CLAWMARK toys that has a small saucer 'hovering' and the body of a mutilated cow laying in a field… IF you want the 'cow'…I can save the figure for you…(I don't know if I can find both)…but then you could always…'clone your own'…or get some prepainted cheapies at the dollar store and have it it with a hot knife, red paint and some hotglue painted red for dripping entrails??? Just a thought… Sgt DWW |
| Dances With Words | 19 Jul 2006 3:49 p.m. PST |
Here's the link to the CLAWMARK 'Mediacom Cattle experiment' history museum set…still available for 7 with mutilated cow and mini-saucer in background…(they have other things too! 8-) Link
link Carpe' tentacle'um
sgt DWW |
| Farstar | 19 Jul 2006 4:51 p.m. PST |
How…tame. I was looking forward to something that looked like the lions had been at it… |
| Bravo Six | 19 Jul 2006 5:07 p.m. PST |
Tame? Or lame? Or both? -B6 |
| Cacique Caribe | 22 Jul 2006 7:25 a.m. PST |
Tame, but I kinda like it. Too bad there isn't a lot more gore, and that it is not made for 28mm gaming. CC |
| Cacique Caribe | 23 Jul 2006 8:45 p.m. PST |
These are a bit scary-looking: picture CC |
| Cacique Caribe | 11 Jan 2007 9:42 p.m. PST |
This one is very much like the Griffin Greys, but with clothing: picture CC |
| Carrion Crow | 12 Jan 2007 6:17 a.m. PST |
I was looking at the Plasticville Dairy Barn recently and thought it would make a good addition to my scenery. Then I got thinking… The Dairy Barn, the two-storey house, some fencing, a bunch of cows and opposing forces of armed ranchers (whatever period) vs Greys. The Greys get victory points for every cow they "abduct"… "Maw, them little grey men is at the cows agin'"
"Fetch my shotgun, boy." LOL |
| Mulligan | 12 Jan 2007 7:05 a.m. PST |
…and finally, as your president, I will repeat what I told Ambassador S'Ngarg-oh'thk'ssurrok in response to this outrageous and unprovoked latest wave of cattle mutilations. I looked the Ambassador straight in the beady little center of his obsidian eye and said "Sir,* Treaty of the Three Moons or no Treaty of the Three Moons, we are the American people, damn it! And we will not be cowed!" Mulligan *Note: The Ambassador was in the male phase of his reproductive cycle at the time. |
| Cacique Caribe | 21 Sep 2007 3:37 a.m. PST |
By the way, this is an old photo of me trying to convince a homeowner that what destroyed her house was not a fallen mutilated cow at all: link Look into the light for a second . . . No sireeee, that was not a mutilated cow that crashed through your roof. It was a freak tornado. And the black trash bags in the photo do not contain ground beef, they simply contain debris from that freak tornado. No aliens, no black helicopter. Freak tornado. Freak tornado. CC |
| Cacique Caribe | 15 Nov 2007 6:45 p.m. PST |
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| Cacique Caribe | 19 Mar 2008 8:09 p.m. PST |
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| Cacique Caribe | 27 Apr 2009 11:13 p.m. PST |
I think ShellDrake has the right idea: TMP link CC |
| Pyrate Captain | 29 Apr 2009 6:04 a.m. PST |
ERTL sells 1/64 scale cows in soft malleable plastic, enabling the modeler to make realistic surgical cuts with an exacto blade replicating with great accuracy the rectal, tongue, and reproductive organ removal. Remember, since all cattle mutilation performed by Greys involved sanguinary procedures, there will be no visible blood at the mutilation site. There are also some O-scale cows available from Life-Like that are made of styrene and thus a bit more difficult to mutilate, but you will have a larger surface area with which to incise. |
| Cacique Caribe | 29 Apr 2009 9:02 a.m. PST |
Pyrate Captain, Thanks for the tip!!! I'll check them out. CC |
| Smokey Roan | 29 Apr 2009 9:06 a.m. PST |
Adding to Captains' idea. If you boil the cow figures, remove and reshape, then immediately soak in cold water, they will stay in the new position. ;) |
| Cacique Caribe | 29 Apr 2009 9:14 a.m. PST |
Excellent! Thanks. You guys are the greatest. CC |
