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John the OFM30 Aug 2024 1:05 p.m. PST

The American historian and essayist Thurber wrote this piece of speculative alt-history in the 1930s.
I feel this topic is in keeping with the topics the ACW Discussion Board has been discussing the past few weeks.

Any thoughts? Surely we have all read this in the past.

Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP30 Aug 2024 1:59 p.m. PST

"Any thoughts? Surely we have all read this in the past."

"Don't call me Shirley…."
wink

Zephyr130 Aug 2024 3:01 p.m. PST

"General Grant was standing by his command tent, when a minie ball shattered the whiskey bottle he'd been holding in his hand. The Johnny Reb sniper had just missed him. Grant swore, and tossed down the remains of the bottle in anger. Lee's army was doomed from that point on…"

;-)

Gray Bear30 Aug 2024 4:33 p.m. PST

OFM: To quote the line from the baddie to Jacob McCandles in the movie "Big Jake:"

"I thought you was dead."

John the OFM30 Aug 2024 4:38 p.m. PST

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🤷 I don't know why, but…

John the OFM30 Aug 2024 4:42 p.m. PST

An army surrenders on its stomach.

Rich Bliss30 Aug 2024 6:46 p.m. PST

Gray Bear -

"Not hardly"

Col Durnford Supporting Member of TMP31 Aug 2024 7:28 a.m. PST

You've been gone too long old friend.

Personal logo Der Alte Fritz Supporting Member of TMP09 Oct 2024 10:07 a.m. PST

It is a very humorous short play. A local group put it on stage as "A Thurber Carnival" along with a number of other short plays in the show.

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