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Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP04 Nov 2022 2:14 p.m. PST

Moose Gooserman

The gauntlet is thrown. Your best, original joke names, please. Quality over lasciviousness is appreciated.

As a bonus, recapping my own fave …

Executive Travel Coordinator, Helena Hann-Basquette

Personal logo PaulCollins Supporting Member of TMP04 Nov 2022 6:37 p.m. PST

Doolittle & Waite, Attorneys at Law. Not sure of the originality aspect, but they make appearances in my cyberpunk world.

Stryderg04 Nov 2022 6:49 p.m. PST

Jack O'lopeanrun – Marathon runner and motivational speaker.

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP04 Nov 2022 7:14 p.m. PST

The ancient and respected law firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe.
You have to respect the classics.

Zephyr104 Nov 2022 8:59 p.m. PST

Remember Reb Memer!

;-)

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP05 Nov 2022 6:34 a.m. PST

The Canadian sutler Constant Bacon. (I didn't make him up: Niagara frontier, 1814.)

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP05 Nov 2022 10:43 a.m. PST

heheh ,,, Constant Bacon? That's not Kosher!

For real ones, Dr. Payne the US Navy dentist, and Dr. Wong the US Navy urologist. My childhood dentist was Dr. Krieg, which probably has more resonance here than many other places.

And for an obscure reference in honor of Navy beating until just now unbeaten Army in rubgy …

Ruck Training Coach, Hugh Sitt

steve dubgworth05 Nov 2022 12:17 p.m. PST

Steele, Grabbit and Runne lawyers

Norfolk and Dear mamagement consultants

Sir Rupert Hardly Functioning brigadier general

I used to write case studies for my students and these names were popular

a real one was Sir Cloudsley Shovel a naval officer

Col Durnford05 Nov 2022 3:43 p.m. PST

Or perhaps "Norfolk and Deal" union negotiators.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP06 Nov 2022 10:38 a.m. PST

Corrosion Control Chief, Rusty Brown

La Fleche07 Nov 2022 7:12 p.m. PST

Restaurant front for French organised crime:

Chez de Characters

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP08 Nov 2022 3:07 p.m. PST

Primary for Familial Insults, Joe Mama

Wolfhag09 Nov 2022 2:59 p.m. PST

Book: "Everything you ever wanted to know about the Kama Sutra" by Peter Gozenya.

Wolfhag

Cke1st09 Nov 2022 7:42 p.m. PST

Someone (not me) came up with Sir Reginald Hyphenated-Twit.

Anson DePance
Used-car salesman, Don Trustom
Marriage counselor, Noah Daltrey
Pillidge, Ranszak & Steele Insurance
Wellen-Dowd Ladies' Undergarments

von Schwartz ver 211 Nov 2022 8:00 p.m. PST

How about a local dentist here in town, Dr. Fang DDS, or a real estate salesman specializing in selling rural properties, Buck Shott?

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