Editor in Chief Bill | 03 Dec 2021 4:41 a.m. PST |
You were asked – TMP link Why would advanced aliens come to the third rock from the sun? 10% of the votes: "To strip our planet of resources." 8% [TIE]: "They are benign explorers." OR "To conquer!" 6%: "They made their home planet uninhabitable." 6%: "We are crunchy, and delicious with catsup." |
79thPA | 03 Dec 2021 4:59 a.m. PST |
To build more pyramids. And we have tater tots. |
cavcrazy | 03 Dec 2021 5:32 a.m. PST |
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dick garrison | 03 Dec 2021 5:33 a.m. PST |
Scarlet Johansson! Cheers Roger. |
HMS Exeter | 03 Dec 2021 6:15 a.m. PST |
Commodore Zontarr, we will be passing within 6 bleems of PX11357 "Earth" today. Comsign recommends we divert, based on 4 criteria. 1. To apprehend the fugitive M. Night Shyamalan. 2. To recover the Antikythera Device. 3. To replace our monitoring device atop Kilimanjaro. 4. Mount Olympus Pizza at 125th St and 2nd Ave. |
microgeorge | 03 Dec 2021 7:45 a.m. PST |
Same reason Joan Goodall went to Africa to observe apes. |
Dave Jackson | 03 Dec 2021 8:39 a.m. PST |
Don't forget the theory that superior alien civilizations intentionally seek out & destroy potential competitors… |
Insomniac | 03 Dec 2021 8:55 a.m. PST |
5. To worship us like the gods we are? |
McKinstry | 03 Dec 2021 9:13 a.m. PST |
Best reason – cheesesteaks! Better reason – to use an Iludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator on the Dallas Cowboys making the world a better place. |
microgeorge | 03 Dec 2021 9:43 a.m. PST |
Must be a Saints fan here |
McKinstry | 03 Dec 2021 10:27 a.m. PST |
Must be a Saints fan here No just concerned about the sanctity of the planet. The pustulating boil that is the Cowboys is certain to invite divine wrath and just above ISIS and the Kardashians on the scale of evil incarnate lies the Cowboys. Eliminating that festering sore of demonic corruption might avoid the apocalypse. |
Korvessa | 03 Dec 2021 11:19 a.m. PST |
Hobbes (Of Calvin fame) – paraphrased from memory: I think the surest proof of intelligent life in the universe is none of it has tried to contact us yet. Besides, if they are looking at us from millions of light years away – all they'll see is dinosaurs. |
microgeorge | 03 Dec 2021 1:10 p.m. PST |
Okay. rabid Saints fan then. |
Callsign 21 | 03 Dec 2021 2:07 p.m. PST |
Prophylactic pest prevention. |
Covert Walrus | 03 Dec 2021 6:23 p.m. PST |
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Old Glory | 03 Dec 2021 7:52 p.m. PST |
To watch and be amused at the cluster Mess. Russ Dunaway |
BuckeyeBob | 03 Dec 2021 8:13 p.m. PST |
They heard that earth girls are easy |
Oberlindes Sol LIC | 03 Dec 2021 9:18 p.m. PST |
One of the great films of the 1980s. |
Der Krieg Geist | 05 Dec 2021 5:52 a.m. PST |
They come for the Coney Island Hotdogs with Kraut and Ketchup :D |
joedog | 05 Dec 2021 12:30 p.m. PST |
Potato Pancakes and other tasty foods – particularly "fast food" and "junk food". They will come in spaceburgers. |
Wolfhag | 22 Dec 2021 11:21 a.m. PST |
Katherine Winnick link Wolfhag |