von Schwartz | 10 Oct 2019 5:53 p.m. PST |
Since we have a lot of members from the UK I thought I would ask this question. I just read a brief thread on my electronic device, a new study from a UK news outlet on who gets the most action, sexually speaking. Much to my surprise they said that farmers were the most randy of the bunch getting busy once or more daily!!! So, any English farmers out there? Can you tear yourself away from…whatever you happen to be doing…and respond to that, but please put some pants on first? BTW Legion4 is disallowed (smile) |
Frederick | 10 Oct 2019 7:05 p.m. PST |
Und zat is why, mein freund, that I bought a farm three months ago! |
etotheipi | 10 Oct 2019 7:49 p.m. PST |
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Glengarry5 | 10 Oct 2019 8:42 p.m. PST |
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Zephyr1 | 10 Oct 2019 9:25 p.m. PST |
Does this mean that "Lipstick on a pig" is/was literal? |
Cerdic | 10 Oct 2019 10:40 p.m. PST |
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Bigby Wolf | 10 Oct 2019 11:41 p.m. PST |
They do love their livestock |
Flashman14 | 11 Oct 2019 1:16 a.m. PST |
Does spilling your seed into the earth really count? |
Volleyfire | 11 Oct 2019 1:17 a.m. PST |
As a farmer I'm qualified to answer this I think. I haven't seen the survey (I notice no link was provided?) but from my experience I think that whilst we'd probably like to indulge on a daily basis I suspect the farmers surveyed don't and were simply serving up a large load of BS. The average age of UK farmers is 56 BTW and many work 60 -80 hours a week which doesn't leave much time or energy to frolic on a daily basis. |
Old Wolfman | 11 Oct 2019 6:56 a.m. PST |
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14Bore | 11 Oct 2019 10:50 a.m. PST |
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Oberlindes Sol LIC | 11 Oct 2019 11:05 a.m. PST |
Oh, so *that's* why people talk about moving out of the city and into the simple country life. Got it. |
Henry Martini | 11 Oct 2019 2:41 p.m. PST |
Maybe things are different here in Oz, but I do vaguely recall the results of a survey from many years ago that claimed that 50% of rural workers had had intimate relations with their non-human charges. I don't recall any figures being offered for the typical frequency of such encounters, though. |
von Schwartz | 11 Oct 2019 6:54 p.m. PST |
Now that you brought it up, they didn't say that it was hetero-sexual, inter-species relations. And there was no link posted cuz I forgot it! |
Volleyfire | 12 Oct 2019 1:53 a.m. PST |
Hmmm. We did have an old guy, not many miles from here prosecuted a few years ago after he divorced his wife and she went to the Police by way of revenge in order to accuse him many years previously of having sexual relations with a pig. The guy was prosecuted for it, though unless the dumb idiot confessed I don't know how they proved it, it's not like the pig was gonna squeal on him. |
von Schwartz | 12 Oct 2019 5:58 p.m. PST |
Vollyfire I'll get your coat
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Legion 4 | 13 Oct 2019 6:44 a.m. PST |
BTW Legion4 is disallowed (smile) I'm not English or a farmer !!! |
von Schwartz | 13 Oct 2019 9:36 a.m. PST |
No, but you DO use a lot of emojis!! (smile) |
von Schwartz | 13 Oct 2019 9:40 a.m. PST |
BTW, I'm still trying to figure just WTH eto meant with a picture of a tree. Unless he was inferring that engaging in such activities requires a lot of "wood". Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your server!
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Cerdic | 14 Oct 2019 10:47 a.m. PST |
No. 1 – The Larch Shouldn't need any explanation on an ostensibly Pythonist website… |
von Schwartz | 15 Oct 2019 6:24 p.m. PST |
eto…a diviner/conjurer….seriously?? THATS a little spooky, but then it IS HALLOWEEN SEASON!!!! |
Legion 4 | 16 Oct 2019 3:35 p.m. PST |
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von Schwartz | 16 Oct 2019 6:26 p.m. PST |
Wow, Legion is scoring left and right. Time to get you your own loofa. |
Legion 4 | 17 Oct 2019 2:22 p.m. PST |
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von Schwartz | 17 Oct 2019 7:34 p.m. PST |
Finally found out what the hell DINSDALE meant, it's apparently a British thing. |