"The Coming Philippine - Canada War" Topic
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Thresher01 | 23 Apr 2019 9:26 p.m. PST |
Hmmmm, this is certainly interesting. Not sure how Duterte thinks he'll get to Canadian waters, or how he'll make "war" on our northern neighbors once he gets there, but…… link I seem to recall him threatening suicide attacks, so perhaps he will lead the charge with that tactic. So, if you have a small boat, kayak, raft, or other vessel in Canadian coastal waters, beware, since Duterte may be on the prowl. My money's on our Canadian cousins, since they play hockey very well, and roughly, and have at least a few decent naval escort vessels, last time I checked. Duterte's "navy" consists of a few, ex-US Coast Guard vessels, with negligible offensive power, along with a LST which has been grounded on a reef, in order to try to claim sovereignty in the South China Sea on one of those there. I'm guessing Canadian captains and helmsmen are better at "cross-checking" with vessels than their opponents. |
ThePeninsularWarin15mm | 23 Apr 2019 9:34 p.m. PST |
Maybe the nurses, doctors and other healthcare workers are sleeper cells in Canada? If they go active or simply return home, that would cause havoc. I believe they call that asymmetrical warfare. |
Canuck64 | 24 Apr 2019 2:51 a.m. PST |
I heard a rumor(standing in line at Tim Horton's) that our government is looking to recruit ten thousand new beaver's and train them to use parachutes. Some government official's must think the threat is serious if their considering using our SBF(Special Beaver Forces) this early in the conflict. I think it would be rather humorous is one of our beaver's mistook Duterte leg for a oak tree and decided to gnaw on his nuts(sorry I meant leg). |
Stryderg | 24 Apr 2019 6:13 a.m. PST |
I've read in a very reputable source (you know, on the internet) that the SBF would typically prep their insertion area with a carpet bombing of maple syrup (mmmm, maple syrup) to immobilize the enemy before contact. |
Thresher01 | 24 Apr 2019 5:31 p.m. PST |
Interesting. Hadn't heard of the SBF before, but have heard of the SBS, so I see they are trying to differentiate themselves a bit. I would think air-dropping a herd or three of moose would be a bigger threat, but of course you'll need larger chutes for them, and I suspect they may not agree to be trained, easily. |
USAFpilot | 24 Apr 2019 7:42 p.m. PST |
Ah, the hypocrisy of first world environmentalists, just ship your waste to the third world. |
Michael Farley | 29 Apr 2019 5:40 p.m. PST |
Much adoo about poo. Seriously tho, wouldn't Duterte just need to occupy Vancouver and force a settlement. He would be just facing the Canadian Pacific fleet. A surprise attack on Esquimalt by the Philippine air force might be a scenario worth examining. |
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