"What Mom would have said about Game of Thrones " Topic

Let's make an assumption first, that she wasn't in the room for any of the nude scenes. Whew!

Ok. Here we go.
"Why aren't they wearing any hats or helmets? They'll catch their death of colds."

"Those rooms look awful drafty. No wonder everyone is cold. Patch those cracks! Hang some curtains at least."

"Do they think candles grow on trees? It's obvious they never had to pay a light bill." Same comments about rope. You don't just leave it there when you hang someone.

"Oh for heaven's sake. Pick your skirt up! Why are you dragging the hem through the mud?"

"It still wasn't as bad as your Uncle Barry's wedding with that useless cow."

Why can't these women keep their clothes on? Don't think I don't know what goes on. Marge from Canasta told me all about this.

I must say, they all have such nice teeth.

Are there Romans in this?

Why is the dwarf the only smart one?

Who makes the White Walker's clothes? Someone has to.

This is a lot like those "lions eating the Christians" movies Victor Mature used to make. Whatever became of him?

Who is the tall guy with the high voice? Brian of something or other.

DRAGONS! You told me this wasn't Lord of the Rings.

I'm going to go upstairs and watch The Weather Channel. Don't stay up too late.

My mom only watches British village dramas and crime series.

She would just say, this is silly.