"Apocalypse chow: food for the end of the world " Topic
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Tango01 | 23 Nov 2018 10:15 p.m. PST |
"A shop in the Siberian town of Tomsk has recently started selling what they call "apocalypse kits" – a package stocked with the items they suggest you might need for the impending Mayan-predicted armageddon on the 21st of this month. Including vodka, sardines and buckwheat however, the Siberian kit reads more like a hermit's shopping list than a collection of the provisions necessary to survive the end of the world. The obvious choice of rations when preparing for such an event are those with long shelf lives: canned goods, staples such as wheat, rice and corn, and preservative-laden pseudo food like Twinkies (who despite their supposed ability to survive a nuclear attack are struggling for their own survival). Spam, whose success and legacy is built upon its perfect positioning as a food of any rationing era, is often top of people's lists. But despite countless attempts to jazz up the gelatinous, hammy slab (such as the spam fritters in Joanna Fuertes-Knight of the Girl Eats Food web series' apocalyptic dinner for one), there's little that can mask the flavour and texture of food which has been sat in a tin for weeks, months or years….." Main page link Amicalement Armand |
phssthpok | 24 Nov 2018 3:11 p.m. PST |
I once bought some medicated fish flakes for my tropical fish, the warning label read "Not for human consumption, accept in case of zombie apocalypse, then knock yourself out". |
Zephyr1 | 24 Nov 2018 3:26 p.m. PST |
"Apocalypse chow" is the stuff nobody cared to eat before the Apocalypse; After, well, you'll learn to like it… ;-) |
Twoball Cane | 24 Nov 2018 4:56 p.m. PST |
My ex from Texas made spam delicious…. slice thin, add brown mustard to the top and sprinkle brown sugar…. heat up. Eat. |
joedog | 24 Nov 2018 5:38 p.m. PST |
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Tgunner | 25 Nov 2018 11:38 a.m. PST |
There is always this too…
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Tango01 | 25 Nov 2018 3:25 p.m. PST |
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