Tango01 | 29 Aug 2018 8:59 p.m. PST |
…Debate "How do you kill Bigfoot? "You would need a heavy-duty rifle," according Jim Lansdale, co-founder of the Gulf Coast Bigfoot Research Organization (GCBRO). "I would suggest a 30-aught-six or better; .458 or something like that. Maybe a seven-mag'. But it's all shot placement and you'd have to shoot him in the head. You can't body-shoot him. They're too big." Lansdale has thought a lot about killing Bigfoot. He even starred in a reality show about it, called Killing Bigfoot on Destination America. In the recent canon of Bigfoot-focused pseudoscientific backwood shows and documentaries—including Finding Bigfoot, Discovering Bigfoot, 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty—Killing Bigfoot is the only show that unapologetically promotes Bigfoot bloodlust. It follows Lansdale and the rest of the GCBRO crew as they investigate Bigfoot reports and try to put a bullet in the brain of a creature that has never been proven to exist…." Main page link Amicalement Armand
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Cacique Caribe | 29 Aug 2018 9:02 p.m. PST |
$10 USD million? Wow, I wish I was 15 years younger. It would be a great excuse to get lost in the forest, off the grid, playing big game hunter. :) Dan |
ochoin | 29 Aug 2018 9:07 p.m. PST |
Pretty hard to kill something imaginary. In which case, I'd imagine you could arm yourself with a vorpal blade (the type that go "snicker-snack!") link
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foxweasel | 30 Aug 2018 5:52 a.m. PST |
I'll capture it with my laser net if you want to put it in a zoo, if you want it dead I'll use a photon torpedo. No charge. |
Kevin C | 30 Aug 2018 5:59 a.m. PST |
If they exist, then you better not kill a bigfoot in the state of Washington: link |
ZULUPAUL | 30 Aug 2018 6:35 a.m. PST |
I tend to be open about Bigfoot. I don't think they are everywhere but there have been some sightings by credible witnesses IMHO. And no to just outright killing of one. |
Old Wolfman | 30 Aug 2018 6:41 a.m. PST |
I'd try to find a jackalope first. ;^) |
Legion 4 | 30 Aug 2018 7:18 a.m. PST |
10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty With that big a "bounty", one of them might just turn himself in … |
Cacique Caribe | 30 Aug 2018 8:11 a.m. PST |
Legion 4: "With that big a "bounty", one of them might just turn himself in …" Or the "village idiot" might get "volunteered" by the other tribe members. :) Dan |
Patrick Sexton | 30 Aug 2018 8:45 a.m. PST |
OK, if they do exist; why the Intercourse PA. would you want to kill one? |
shirleys painting | 30 Aug 2018 11:39 a.m. PST |
545X39 with a 45rd magazine. |
Tango01 | 30 Aug 2018 12:06 p.m. PST |
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Zephyr1 | 30 Aug 2018 2:21 p.m. PST |
If Bigfoot exists, odds are at least one of them would have ended up as roadkill by now… |
Oberlindes Sol LIC | 30 Aug 2018 3:40 p.m. PST |
"No, I was not drinking. No, I did not hit the biggest elk in the State of Washington. Yes, whatever I hit wrecked my 3/4 ton pickup truck. Yes, the collision knocked it down. Yes, it got up again. Yes, it walked away. Hobbled, actually. Yes, on two legs. "No, I was not drinking." |
Legion 4 | 31 Aug 2018 8:26 a.m. PST |
Or the "village idiot" might get "volunteered" by the other tribe members Well if they are anything like humans there will be no shortage of those available … |
Cacique Caribe | 31 Aug 2018 12:40 p.m. PST |
They might start disguising themselves as something that is protected by law and, some think, "cuddly".
Dan PS. Seriously, if they actually exist, and we are dumb enough to try to shoot one, this could well be the outcome:
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ochoin | 31 Aug 2018 3:55 p.m. PST |
Evidently, you'd have to move to California to "bag" a Foot. "Studies show that a person is more likely to believe in fringe or paranormal ideas if they're a West Coast resident—with California largely being known as Bigfoot country. And according to the BFRO, over 430 sightings have been reported in the state since the 1940s". But the upshot of that is, after failing to find the mythological beast (!!!), you could get your $10 USD million USD by suing the gubermint. link |
Legion 4 | 01 Sep 2018 9:21 a.m. PST |
Sure make jokes Dan … you won't be laughing when they all get together and go human hunting !!!! Or worse yet, they all get together and want their forests back and start protesting in front of the WH ! |
Tango01 | 01 Sep 2018 12:18 p.m. PST |
Ha-Ha-Ha…. Amicalement Armand |
Chuckaroobob | 01 Sep 2018 8:41 p.m. PST |
I'm going to the Bigfoot Festival in Marion, NC (USA) on Saturday. Selfies with bigfoot are one of the attractions. I'll let you know what I find out. |
Zephyr1 | 01 Sep 2018 9:04 p.m. PST |
Here in FL we have Swamp Cabbage Man… ;-) |
Legion 4 | 02 Sep 2018 8:07 a.m. PST |
"Skunk Ape" … |