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02 Mar 2019 9:25 p.m. PST
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Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP03 Aug 2018 1:08 p.m. PST

Yes – a cheap one, only 15,000 Bucks
yes – A good one
No
This is ridiculous…. grin

Winston Smith03 Aug 2018 1:51 p.m. PST

I just checked my closet. Not any more.

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP03 Aug 2018 2:43 p.m. PST

Is this like those dog sweaters?

I don't even own an ostrich.

Ceterman03 Aug 2018 2:44 p.m. PST

No. But I know someone who does. And Man, is he gonna pay for it…

Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut03 Aug 2018 3:45 p.m. PST

Robert beat me to it…

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP03 Aug 2018 5:31 p.m. PST

I don't even own an ostrich.

I feel your pain – we decided we could only run to a couple of Kiwis ourselves.

They're jolly handy – they pretty much do all the housework and you only have to give them a handful of Anzac biscuits and some craft beer and they seem to be happy.

yes, this is the ultra-rare TMP appearance of a New Zealander joke – for which I can only apologise profusely

Narratio03 Aug 2018 7:52 p.m. PST

It's a fine New Zealander joke. Needs a little polish and maybe going over with a toothbrush to get the crud out of the corners, but otherwise it's ok. Be proud.

svsavory03 Aug 2018 9:29 p.m. PST

I used to, until the IRS took it to cover my unpaid taxes.

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP04 Aug 2018 2:32 a.m. PST

An entire episode of the A-Team was about Hannibal wanting to get back his Ostrich boots, stolen from him by an evil cult.

That's all I have on ostrich clothing.

Personal logo ochoin Supporting Member of TMP04 Aug 2018 3:38 a.m. PST

Two ostrich, one emu and one made from fossil moa skin.
I'm emused not everyone owns flightless bird apparel.

Twilight Samurai04 Aug 2018 3:38 a.m. PST

I'm afraid we mere mortals must content ourselves with the less exotic.

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Cerdic04 Aug 2018 2:19 p.m. PST

I've no idea what an ostrich jacket is.

Dynaman878905 Aug 2018 6:19 a.m. PST

As of a few days ago it is politics. Before that it is just what it sounds like – a jacket made from Ostrich hide.

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP05 Aug 2018 7:03 a.m. PST

few days ago it is politics

If you're thinking about what I think you are thinking about then actually it's Tax Evasion/Bank Fraud.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP05 Aug 2018 8:27 a.m. PST

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Ostrich Piquet

brass105 Aug 2018 9:47 a.m. PST

I don't own an ostrich but I do have a beautiful specimen of Dromaius novaehollandiae, imported at great expense from the Land Down Under. The creature shows an amazing talent for the dance and has actually performed in a local production of Swan Lake, costumed appropriately for the occasion. Yes, she wore an emu tutu.

LT

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP05 Aug 2018 10:03 a.m. PST

@ etotheipi

thumbs up

Cyrus the Great05 Aug 2018 3:42 p.m. PST

Nothing comes between me and my python jacket!

John the Confused06 Aug 2018 12:21 p.m. PST

I did, but it escaped.

John the Confused06 Aug 2018 12:22 p.m. PST

I did, but it escaped.

Covert Walrus04 Mar 2019 6:40 p.m. PST

20thMaine espoused -

yes, this is the ultra-rare TMP appearance of a New Zealander joke – for which I can only apologise profusely

I thought I was the New Zealander joke here :) But yes, we are useful we kiwis – there's been one running the Jet Propulsion Lab for years and one before that too, among many other jobs.

My father owned a camel jacket and I still have it – though it doesn't fit.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP05 Mar 2019 7:59 a.m. PST

Closest I got to Ostrich anything … 6mm Eldar Exodite Raptor Cav … evil grin


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von Schwartz08 Mar 2019 7:47 p.m. PST

Just what the hell are you all talking about?!

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP09 Mar 2019 8:15 a.m. PST

Me ? Or the original question about an Ostrich coat ?


Or both ? evil grin

von Schwartz09 Mar 2019 5:40 p.m. PST

Yes, No, Maybe

OK now I'M confused as well!!

Something about an ostrich coat, I think.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP10 Mar 2019 10:35 a.m. PST

evil grin

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