20thmaine | 03 Aug 2018 1:08 p.m. PST |
Yes – a cheap one, only 15,000 Bucks yes – A good one No This is ridiculous…. |
Winston Smith | 03 Aug 2018 1:51 p.m. PST |
I just checked my closet. Not any more. |
robert piepenbrink | 03 Aug 2018 2:43 p.m. PST |
Is this like those dog sweaters? I don't even own an ostrich. |
Ceterman | 03 Aug 2018 2:44 p.m. PST |
No. But I know someone who does. And Man, is he gonna pay for it… |
Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut | 03 Aug 2018 3:45 p.m. PST |
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20thmaine | 03 Aug 2018 5:31 p.m. PST |
I don't even own an ostrich. I feel your pain – we decided we could only run to a couple of Kiwis ourselves. They're jolly handy – they pretty much do all the housework and you only have to give them a handful of Anzac biscuits and some craft beer and they seem to be happy. yes, this is the ultra-rare TMP appearance of a New Zealander joke – for which I can only apologise profusely |
Narratio | 03 Aug 2018 7:52 p.m. PST |
It's a fine New Zealander joke. Needs a little polish and maybe going over with a toothbrush to get the crud out of the corners, but otherwise it's ok. Be proud. |
svsavory | 03 Aug 2018 9:29 p.m. PST |
I used to, until the IRS took it to cover my unpaid taxes. |
Gunfreak | 04 Aug 2018 2:32 a.m. PST |
An entire episode of the A-Team was about Hannibal wanting to get back his Ostrich boots, stolen from him by an evil cult. That's all I have on ostrich clothing. |
ochoin | 04 Aug 2018 3:38 a.m. PST |
Two ostrich, one emu and one made from fossil moa skin. I'm emused not everyone owns flightless bird apparel. |
Twilight Samurai | 04 Aug 2018 3:38 a.m. PST |
I'm afraid we mere mortals must content ourselves with the less exotic.
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Cerdic | 04 Aug 2018 2:19 p.m. PST |
I've no idea what an ostrich jacket is. |
Dynaman8789 | 05 Aug 2018 6:19 a.m. PST |
As of a few days ago it is politics. Before that it is just what it sounds like – a jacket made from Ostrich hide. |
20thmaine | 05 Aug 2018 7:03 a.m. PST |
few days ago it is politics If you're thinking about what I think you are thinking about then actually it's Tax Evasion/Bank Fraud. |
etotheipi | 05 Aug 2018 8:27 a.m. PST |
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brass1 | 05 Aug 2018 9:47 a.m. PST |
I don't own an ostrich but I do have a beautiful specimen of Dromaius novaehollandiae, imported at great expense from the Land Down Under. The creature shows an amazing talent for the dance and has actually performed in a local production of Swan Lake, costumed appropriately for the occasion. Yes, she wore an emu tutu. LT |
20thmaine | 05 Aug 2018 10:03 a.m. PST |
@ etotheipi |
Cyrus the Great | 05 Aug 2018 3:42 p.m. PST |
Nothing comes between me and my python jacket! |
John the Confused | 06 Aug 2018 12:21 p.m. PST |
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John the Confused | 06 Aug 2018 12:22 p.m. PST |
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Covert Walrus | 04 Mar 2019 6:40 p.m. PST |
20thMaine espoused - yes, this is the ultra-rare TMP appearance of a New Zealander joke – for which I can only apologise profusely I thought I was the New Zealander joke here :) But yes, we are useful we kiwis – there's been one running the Jet Propulsion Lab for years and one before that too, among many other jobs. My father owned a camel jacket and I still have it – though it doesn't fit. |
Legion 4 | 05 Mar 2019 7:59 a.m. PST |
Closest I got to Ostrich anything … 6mm Eldar Exodite Raptor Cav …
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von Schwartz | 08 Mar 2019 7:47 p.m. PST |
Just what the hell are you all talking about?! |
Legion 4 | 09 Mar 2019 8:15 a.m. PST |
Me ? Or the original question about an Ostrich coat ? Or both ?
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von Schwartz | 09 Mar 2019 5:40 p.m. PST |
Yes, No, Maybe OK now I'M confused as well!! Something about an ostrich coat, I think. |
Legion 4 | 10 Mar 2019 10:35 a.m. PST |
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