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Cacique Caribe27 May 2018 5:41 p.m. PST

Did they inherit "superhuman" powers* from their 4-legged goat/sheep ancestors? Would they even need to carry weapons of any kind?

Dan
* Massive strength? Mind control abilities? Ninja-like agility?

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Daithi the Black27 May 2018 6:03 p.m. PST

I've not seen any supporting evidence, but I would guess that goatmen would be as susceptible to drone strikes as humans are.

Bashytubits27 May 2018 6:05 p.m. PST

Not really, if they act anything like the goats we had on our ranch they would be easy to beat, being obnoxious does not get you a win on the battlefield.

Extrabio1947 Supporting Member of TMP27 May 2018 6:31 p.m. PST

That was a bit cruel.

Personal logo Jeff Ewing Supporting Member of TMP27 May 2018 6:51 p.m. PST

Second image is not a goat but sheep.

TNE230027 May 2018 6:56 p.m. PST

I always thot goats were only effective against trolls

Cacique Caribe27 May 2018 7:01 p.m. PST

@Jeff Ewing
LOL. True.
Didn't they both, sheeps and goats, have the same ancestors until the late Neolithic?

@Bashytubits
That's only if you have the narcolepsy gene. I doubt any army would enlist anyone with that problem. :)

Dan

Max Schnell27 May 2018 7:07 p.m. PST

Great footing, fearless and mean. They can live off the land. Not a bad army!

Zephyr127 May 2018 8:26 p.m. PST

They'd be defenseless against The Men Who Stare At Goats (referencing the book and movie… ;-)

evilgong27 May 2018 8:56 p.m. PST

The satyrs of Greek myth were noted as wild and ferocious chargers but also as quick at running away.

Cyrus the Great27 May 2018 9:08 p.m. PST

Goats are a herd animal like sheep and can be sheared like sheep.

Dn Jackson Supporting Member of TMP27 May 2018 11:30 p.m. PST

Plus they'd eat the enemy's armor and weapons.

Timbo W28 May 2018 1:22 a.m. PST

Broo?

Mad Mecha Guy28 May 2018 6:04 a.m. PST

Pull the udder one…. The Nanny State would protect them.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse28 May 2018 7:19 a.m. PST

Well you not only could kill them … But eat them too ! evil grin BTW, Some of my 6mm "Goatmen", i.e. Beastmen with my Chaos forces …

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Cacique Caribe28 May 2018 12:00 p.m. PST

Combine them with some bovine men Allies, and you might end up,with something a bit like this:

sharetv.com/watch/374369

Dan

GypsyComet28 May 2018 2:05 p.m. PST

If they kept their progenitor's digestion, they would be tough to dislodge from a siege.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP29 May 2018 4:29 p.m. PST

Damn straight they would …

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… but they don't need bovine allies, just some of their deer friends.

OK … the cows can come, too!

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Bashytubits29 May 2018 10:27 p.m. PST

Well etotheipi, I am NEVER going to undergo gene therapy while you are in the neighborhood.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse30 May 2018 6:05 a.m. PST

WDF !?!?!? huh?

tsofian30 May 2018 6:45 a.m. PST

They would not stand a chance against any force that was well supplied with curry or jerk spices

Old Wolfman30 May 2018 7:06 a.m. PST

Would they be led by Jim Breuer's "Goat Boy"? ;^)

tsofian30 May 2018 5:03 p.m. PST

They will get a major plus vs any troll armies

Baconheimer11 Jul 2018 6:15 p.m. PST

Well if they still have horns I imagine they're very good at melee fighting. Incidentally, I ordered both Fantasy and Science Fiction Goatmen from Irregular Miniatures just yesterday,

Cacique Caribe11 Jul 2018 6:57 p.m. PST

Baconheimer

Maybe the Fantasy ones could be a more primitive culture in that solar system, and the SF ones could either fight them or recruit them as auxiliaries to fight a different rival.

Dan

Baconheimer11 Jul 2018 7:58 p.m. PST

Cacique Caribe,

I intended them to be used separately, but that's a very good idea. The Science Fiction ones are going to be a mercenary unit, though I had nothing especially planned for the Fantasy ones.

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