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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian24 May 2018 7:09 p.m. PST

The votes are in:

1. Building a fire.
2. Situational awareness.
3. Agriculture. (tie)
3. First aid. (tie)
5. Catching, prepping, and eating a fish.

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Winston Smith24 May 2018 8:27 p.m. PST

6. Knowing what to do when there isn't an app for that.

Wackmole925 May 2018 6:14 a.m. PST

7. How to hide and keep there mouth shut.
8. How to preserve food
9. How to Fix Electrical/mechanical
10. Map reading and Orienteering

thosmoss25 May 2018 6:38 a.m. PST

11. Awareness it isn't about them
12. Operating a can opener

Coelacanth25 May 2018 7:11 a.m. PST

13. No selfies, please.

Ron

John Leahy Sponsoring Member of TMP25 May 2018 7:11 a.m. PST

#1 is cardio!

SwissToni25 May 2018 8:33 a.m. PST

John beat me to it.

Cacique Caribe25 May 2018 8:40 a.m. PST

All of them. Though I would probably put situational awareness first. They'll probably fall into a pit, or walk right into the jaws of a predatory animal, long before they ever realize they need to make a fire or look for water.

I'm sure kidnappers have it easy these days when looking for clueless victims. They are everywhere.

Dan
PS. There were also a couple of examples from the Shanghai Daily that were too graphic for me to post.

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Terry3725 May 2018 9:31 a.m. PST

Probably can sum it up with using their brain rather than their thumbs! Also sure hope they don't have to make change after the apocalypse!!!

Terry

cloudcaptain25 May 2018 9:47 a.m. PST

At least the zombies won't come after these guys…nothing to eat.

That lady who walked into the fountain tried to sue the mall for negligence. They gladly called her in to "settle". When she got there the cops were waiting. She had been stealing and using the credit cards of others. Stupid does and should hurt.

Irish Marine25 May 2018 10:06 a.m. PST

Zombies don't respect safe spaces.

Cacique Caribe25 May 2018 1:25 p.m. PST

@Irish Marine
Maybe the signs they put up for the spaces need to be bigger, more conspicuous, so that even a zombie can read them? Perhaps in multiple languages? :)

@CloudCaptain
LOL. Now THAT'S a story with a proper ending! I love it.

Dan

15mm and 28mm Fanatik25 May 2018 2:44 p.m. PST

I suppose the skill of using a firearm (with just 8 votes) would not be a good idea given recent events in Florida and Texas.

Twoball Cane25 May 2018 8:02 p.m. PST

How to survival be without their smartphone

goragrad25 May 2018 8:54 p.m. PST

Where my brother's family lives the firearms and hunting skills would be better than the fishing. At least until the deer that hang out all over town got gunshy.

Five miles to the river, a bit further to a significant reservoir (the one across the street from their house is about a hundred feet across).

Of course the nieces and nephew do know how and enjoy fishing as well as hunting.

And they all played (play) with matches enough to be quite comfortable with starting fires…

The situational awareness is a concern.

Cacique Caribe25 May 2018 10:49 p.m. PST

28mm Fanatik: "I suppose the skill of using a firearm (with just 8 votes) would not be a good idea given recent events in Florida and Texas."

Well, after all the ammo runs out they sure better have something else to defend themselves, and also the skills to use that backup tool.

Dan

The Shadow26 May 2018 5:49 a.m. PST

>>I suppose the skill of using a firearm (with just 8 votes) would not be a good idea given recent events in Florida and Texas.<<

Huh?? Why?? The exact opposite should be true.

Cacique Caribe26 May 2018 10:22 a.m. PST

Shadow

My thought exactly. I gave him the benefit of the doubt hoping he had made a typo and not posted some kind of bait. :)

Dan

nnascati Supporting Member of TMP27 May 2018 5:51 p.m. PST

Common sense.

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