"The Lemonade Wars" Topic

The Lemonade Wars!

Lemonade has become the Curse of Modern Society!

Animals everywhere are becoming Hooked!

The President is called upon to take action!

In the year of 920 in the United States of Animalia the President, Hedgerow Wilson, passed the Act Of Prohibition. This unpopular Act saw the prevention by law of the manufacture, distribution and/or sale of Lemonade in all of its forms.

While Prohibition has been successful in reducing the amount of Lemonade consumed, it has unfortunately stimulated the proliferation of rampant underground, organised gangs and widespread criminal activity involving the illegal production, distribution and sale of this most sought after beverage.

From the Squeeze-Eezies of the Big Smoke to the rural Squeezers of the Wide Country, production of Lemonade has not stopped, it has simply become a lucrative hidden industry which has seen the rise of many criminal elements making a tidy profit from its availability.

This has become a serious problem, and a battle that appears to be causing the Authorities many problems.
Problems with no end in sight…

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Introducing The Fuzz, a pair of local beat Cops who work the mean streets of the Big Smoke.

Meet Officers Loggerlogg and Tiddles, the meanest Beat Cops in town. Never shy to use their truncheons for the instruction of better behaviour, these two are not to be trifled with.

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As you can see, Officer Tiddles likes to keep his 'pacifier' close to hand…..

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Measurements are from soles of paws to eye/top of miniature.

Officer Loggerlogg Approx. 30/35mm tall.

Officer Tiddles Approx.32/38mm tall.

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Introducing The Thugs, high brawn, low brow brawlers from the rougher streets of the Big Smoke.

Meet Doug the Mole, whose huge digging claws are used to great effect when he is brawling his way through a problem, and his companion Fumpa the Hare armed with his trusty 'countin' stick' and ever present carrot..

Doug may be shorted-sighted and Fumpa, addicted to carrots, but mentioning this only serves to make them meaner and more bad tempered than usual.

Measurements are from soles of paws to eye/top of miniature.

Doug the Mole Approx.28/30 tall.

Fumpa the Hare Approx 33/39 tall.

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The Heavies.

There are times when a Thug is just not enough. Some situations call for bringing out the big guns. Literally…

Not having the brawn of a Thug, the Heavies make up for this with firepower, toting shotguns and machine guns. These members of the criminal underworld often take great delight in the destruction that they cause.

Some Heavies achieve notoriety, which is certainly the case with Connie and Snide, whose 'fame' has even seen a popular song released about them:

Measurements are from soles of paws to eyes/top of miniature.

Both Connie and Snide are Approx 28/33mm tall

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The Agents

Introducing the Agents, the 'heavy mob' who are brought in by The Authorities when things get too much for the Beat Cops.

They also work alongside the Fuzz when the Sqeeze-Eezies are raided, their higher rate of fire being much appreciated when the sugar hits the fan.

Harsky and Stutch are a much feared team in criminal circles.

Measurements are from soles of paws to eyes/top of miniature.

Both Connie and Snide are Approx 28/33mm tall

Harsky the Dog is Approx. 30/35mm tall.

Stutch the Vole is Approx. 28/31mm tall.

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The Meek.

Say 'Hello' to The Meek, innocent citizens willing to help out others who need them.

Mrs M and Father Michael are well known faces amongst the poorer areas of the Big Smoke.

Mrs M makes good use of her 'squirrelling' instincts when storing food away for the winter as housekeeper at the Church of Father Michael. Alms for the poor are always available in their parish.

Measurements are from soles of paws to eyes/top of miniature.

Father Michael the Mouse is Approx. 28/33mm tall.

Mrs M the Squirrel is Approx. 29/38mm tall.

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