"Because I Am a Wargamer..." Topic

(complete the sentence)

I am.

I get to know all sorts of interesting people who share a unique passion but who tend to keep their personal lives personal. We escape from ourselves.

I have a basement full of stuff.

I can't find anything!

I meet interesting armies and then kill them!

I have too much crap!

I save the most interesting bits of "trash".

I get to hang out with some very cool people, paint some great miniatures, and read a bunch of good history (and some not so good history too.)

I know where a lot of places are. Recent example: Deir ez-Zor, from operation EXPORTER and the current news.

I have some great friends!

I know about a lot of esoteric stuff.

And most of the things above too.

I thought 3d printing would be a good idea for a startup.

… I know the organisation of the Brunswick contingent at the battle of Waterloo by heart…

I might never get laid again.

I never have any money.

I've met a lot of great people, had an outlet for my creative side & spent too much on stuff (Oh well, it seemed I needed them at the time!).

- – - I have a wall covered with beautifully painted toys which I visually enjoy.

I always have new directions to go with my interests.

I play wargames. Anything else is just coincidental.

My wife will never have that walk in wardrobe she wants (now full of yet to be completed 'projects').

I am figure-poor…

…I'm not called a hoarder.

I have loads of dice!

I always have something to do !

I can only echo Legion 4, …because I always have something to do.

…at some point during an action movie, I will roll my eyes.

I spend a lot of money.

I game wars.

I are mostly being skint!