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Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP23 Sep 2017 7:42 p.m. PST
Buck21523 Sep 2017 8:15 p.m. PST

Rebuffed? More washing, waxing, polishing and even more buffing would not help her. Put her in a museum or a scrap pile…

Zephyr123 Sep 2017 8:41 p.m. PST

She has fears of other people getting ahold of her DNA. Could be that people fear getting ahold of her DNA… ;-)

saltflats192923 Sep 2017 9:46 p.m. PST

The problem was she "released" an album. All the kool kids "drop" stuff now.

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP23 Sep 2017 9:57 p.m. PST

I'm afraid to find out what she would offer to throw in just as long as you buy a copy.

Dan

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Personal logo The Beast Rampant Supporting Member of TMP23 Sep 2017 10:03 p.m. PST

From the look of her, I'm thinking she'd give you a canopic jar with "something special" in it.

Earl of the North24 Sep 2017 7:37 a.m. PST

Its surprising how long she was able to stay 'relevant'.

That second picture has me thinking of Genestealers for some reason.

Personal logo Cyrus the Great Supporting Member of TMP24 Sep 2017 7:41 a.m. PST

There was a time when Madonna was cutting-edge and innovative, that time is long past. Her latest persona, including grill, reeks of old person trying to be whatever the current term for "hip" is. #Sad

Legion 424 Sep 2017 7:44 a.m. PST

Hope I don't get DH'd for this … but I was reminded of …

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Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP24 Sep 2017 8:26 a.m. PST

Even her long time stalkers are distancing themselves from her:

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Dan

JMcCarroll Inactive Member24 Sep 2017 9:35 a.m. PST

Kids, just say no!

Personal logo The Beast Rampant Supporting Member of TMP24 Sep 2017 11:00 a.m. PST

Ironic that she spent her entire career feeding off Kylie Minogue, yet she's the one that looks like a withered husk.

CeruLucifus24 Sep 2017 11:26 a.m. PST

I never bought any of Madonna's records, but I remember an era when young women would tell me how inspiring she was.

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP24 Sep 2017 12:10 p.m. PST

CeruLucifus: "I remember an era when young women would tell me how inspiring she was."

Really? As in grown women?

I'll never understand why anyone would make entertainers their role models, and the celebrities and performers with the most screwed up lives to someohow have profound answers to all of the world's problems. After all, they make a living portraying fake personalities, with fake friends, from fantasy event to fantasy event, and spend much of their lives taking substances to not deal with the real world and real problems, right?

It's like me asking an actor wearing a Superman outfit who knows nothing about me to help me make a big decision in my life, just because he makes the occasional public service commercial or charity contributions that his PR person told him to do. I mean, I can understand a very young kid doing that, but not a voting age grown up.

So could the fact that those women don't see her as inspiring any longer have less to do with Madonna and more to do with them finally growing up? If so, I see that as reason to celebrate not mourn.

Dan

Personal logo The Beast Rampant Supporting Member of TMP24 Sep 2017 2:25 p.m. PST

Maybe they were just inspired to wear their undies on the outside. Like Superman, but you know, trashier.

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP24 Sep 2017 7:46 p.m. PST

Lol. Good one!

Dan

Hafen von Schlockenberg Supporting Member of TMP25 Sep 2017 5:20 a.m. PST

You could always join the SQ:

https://youtu.be/Ukf3jmk_R4A

CeruLucifus28 Sep 2017 9:09 p.m. PST

Cacique Caribe
Really? As in grown women?
Yes, young women old enough to vote.
I'll never understand why anyone would make entertainers their role models …
I was just saying there's a reason for her popularity. We can acknowledge that even if we don't understand.

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