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Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse17 Jul 2017 9:53 a.m. PST

Good sources of intelligence … have confirmed that Bill is held on the island "Plana" or island "Patag" … which is the smallest island in the whole of the islands named "Spratly" ….

Bill was captured by a command led by the new President Gunfreak … what is worse … Gunfreak has been kidnapping one by one all the non-members of TMP and keeps them chained together with Bill … his diabolical plan is now dedicate to eliminate the remain of the few active members of the site … because he admits that he always wanted to be the only one to write posts on TMP ….

It is rumored that his assault group is ready to attack Gwen …

John of the OFM follows after Gwen …

Then the rest of us will follow…

So let us prepare fellow members … and make a collection of money or personal property (they are accepted miniature soldiers and other figures but painted in any scale) … to rescue our beloved, dear, weighted, admired and missed founding boss …

Minister of Internet of President Gunfreak and traitor…

Great War Ace Inactive Member17 Jul 2017 10:53 a.m. PST

Useless, without a submarine. It'll take a submarine to approach the island without being seen. And any plotting done on TMP will be right under el Presidenté's nose.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse17 Jul 2017 11:21 a.m. PST

Go Great War Ace… Go!… (smile)


robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP17 Jul 2017 11:32 a.m. PST

I thought perhaps the idea was to ransom the Founding Leader? If we paid the Presidential Leader someone's weight in painted miniatures he would cry Havok!" and let slip the dawghoused of war?
Or perhaps not.
The active posters seem to be dwindling anyway. As for being chained together in the Spratly Islands, the moderns players would pay money for such a ringside seat on WWIII, and for the hardened veterans of HMGS-East flea markets, close confinement holds no further terrors. (The Black Hole of Calcutta was the beta model of an HMGS-East flea market.)
Put Gunfreak in charge of herding the TMP cats for a week or two, and he may restore Bill free of charge.

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP17 Jul 2017 1:01 p.m. PST

My enlightened reign (of terror) has been negatively portrayed in the main stream press.
Don't listen to the unfounded rumours about crimes against humanity. Political enemies being made into sausages and sold to 3rd world counties.

Bill is enjoying his "vacation" and he is under no circumstances being tortured by Gunfreakian inquisition.

Everything is fine and dandy, move along.

PS. quick survey. Does John of the OFM sound like a bratwurst or salami to you?

Personal logo jhancock Supporting Member of TMP17 Jul 2017 6:13 p.m. PST

Scrapple! Mountain oysters!

Personal logo Narratio Supporting Member of TMP18 Jul 2017 5:32 a.m. PST

Dear Grand President Gunfreak, I for one welcome our new overlord.

All Hail The Great One!

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP18 Jul 2017 5:50 a.m. PST

Here Narratio, take the keys to one of my Ferraries.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse18 Jul 2017 9:14 a.m. PST



Volleyfire18 Jul 2017 10:34 a.m. PST

I came here because it said there was a free bill. I hereby claim my free $1,000 USD bill. Does it have a picture of an American President on it, or El Presidente Gunfreak??

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP18 Jul 2017 11:18 a.m. PST

We don't use dollars. But Norweian Kroners (gods own currency) on the 1000 kr bill its a picture of Freke one of our dogs. To get a picture of part of me you'd need a 10 000kr bill. It has a picture of my little toe.

The 50 000 bill let's you gaze on my derrière. To get my actual face you'd need to empty fort Knox, than that bank from Die Hard 3. That might be enough.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse18 Jul 2017 9:24 p.m. PST

Which is the salary for a Minister of Internet?… (smile)


Volleyfire19 Jul 2017 1:17 a.m. PST

What is the salary for the Minister of Bribes as well?

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP19 Jul 2017 3:45 a.m. PST

Which is the salary for a Minister of Internet?… (smile)

Pictures of cute cats.

What is the salary for the Minister of Bribes as well?

120kr an hour + 10% of what ever bribes you get for me.

badwargamer19 Jul 2017 8:18 a.m. PST

Maybe use the island for nuclear testing? ;)

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse19 Jul 2017 9:46 a.m. PST

Like cats!!! (smile)

I have two of them…


Volleyfire19 Jul 2017 2:15 p.m. PST

So around £11.00 GBP/hour at the current exchange rate. hmmmm. that is less than I pay my staff, so I'll have to pass for now unfortunately.

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP19 Jul 2017 2:33 p.m. PST

Didn't you get the 10% from any bribe you get me? 10% out of 500 000 000 is quite a lot.

Volleyfire20 Jul 2017 2:01 a.m. PST

Ah!! Err no , I forgot to add that into my calculations. perhaps an unlimited supply of chocolate too, or fresh cream cakes as an incentive bonus??

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2017 2:40 a.m. PST

Sure go ahead, I like to keep minions… I mean trusted ministers happy.

Personal logo Zeelow Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2017 2:52 p.m. PST

I'll take two new $20.00 USD please.

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