"Fast Food Heroes!" Topic

What if all the fast food founders and their mascots were superheroes or villains?
Ray Crock fights the evil he created with the evil Ronald McDonald
The Col is a southern gentleman who is mostly retired from the superhero business, but provides valuable advice to the current generation of crime fighters
Wendy lives with her father in stately Thomas manor, with her secret base deep beneath it
Jack is an evil mastermind (and wears a huge darth vader helmet over his enormous head)
Now is Burger King a terrifying despot or a regal lord?
Burger Chef has a sidekick Jeff, so he almost has to be a hero.

The Italian Jet-Setter named Olive Garden does battle with the giant Red Lobster to stem the great red tide from covering the earth. (She plans on sharing all the credit for victory because she is not shellfish.)

Notorious Pizza the Hutt is a crime kingpin who bankrolls mayhem all across the planet. He launders his ill-gotten money through a series of swimming apparel store fronts that specialize in metallic bikinis.

The teenage sleuth brothers Arby and Carl (Junior) run The Hardees Boys Investigative Service. They investigate and mediate almost any situation where two parties have a beef.

The White Castle is the haven for super heroes.
Big Boy is the protector of farming America and all things rural.
The Hamburglar is trying to clear his name after having been framed by Mayor McCheese and Ronald McDonald.

Dairy Queen and her brother Prince Charmin battle for justice against the evil side effects of lactose intolerance.

Betty Crocker is a small time crook who moves from town to town cooking up half-baked mischief.

KFC (Kingdoms For Criminal) is where the arch foes of White Castle join to plot infamy.

Taco Bell, that mysterious raven haired horse riding Mexican beauty whose skills with a whip and a pistol fights slavers and human traffickers in the desert lands.

Popeye is, obviously, an ex-Navy seal turned dark law enforcer.

This is fun. :)

I'm taking these ideas and running with them. I'm going to start a comic book and miniatures game. I'm thinking the name of the company should be "Subpoena Bait Comics, Inc."

Popeye is absolutely ex navy seal! He didn't mumble like that until after the things he saw in action…

The Chic-fil-ee cows are a band of ninja like special operations commandos. The specialize in fieldwork.

Long John Silver is a pirate of ill repute

The Choice Lion is much like Aslan, a wise and Godlike figure

H.O.O.T.E.R.S is an all female secret organization bent on world domination. They are known for their athletic and attractive agents.

The next question is what of the cereal mascots? Captain Crunch allies with Popeye, they served together in many campaigns.

There are several monsters in this group, Boo-Berry, Franken-berry and Count Chocula are all terrifying. The Leprechaun spreads mischief and fear wherever he goes

What about the Keebler elves?

Also how about all the various Budweiser mascots? Obviously Budman is a super hero. Perhaps the Bud mascots are like the Justice League, except of course the chameleons and their ferret assassins

But who can outrun the Panda Express!

Is that a Kung Fu Panda Express?

What about Morris the cat, Charlie the Sunkist tuna, who is obviously an art dealer and thief.

Subway (Secret Underground Bureau Watching All Year) are a shadowy black ops organisation that tracks threats and co-ordinates sanctions against them from hidden bases located underneath New York.

Starbucks are an Earth Defense Force. Well known for their rapid fire Double Shots.

I thought SUBWAY was Secret Underground Bureau Watching All YOU!

The California Raisins use their cover as a musical group to allow them to travel and fight crime. Charlie the tuna is a notorious jewel and art thief (he specializes in aquamarines)Chester Cheetah is the fastest crime fighter on land

I hear Kool-Aid is the head of a killer cult in the jungles of South America. (yes, it's sick, I know.)
Poppin Fresh, the Pillsbury Doughboy, was a US soldier who encountered a rare yeast-like organism which turned his body into a resilient mass of doughy substance.
The Frito Bandito is a singing bandit from South of the Border. No, not Mexico; "South of the Border", the tourist trap extraordinaire located in South Carolina on I-95, just south of the North/South Carolina line. This is where his headquarters is.
Roy Rogers teamed up with Dale Evan's Brother, Bob Evans, to fight crime like a straight shooter should.
Charles Edgar Cheese, a genius human/rodent genetic experiment, is using his pizza-wolfing, skee-ball addicted youth customers as mind-controlled proxies to perform his evil deeds.

Nice!