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Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP20 May 2017 9:41 p.m. PST

"At best, Jar Jar Binks is known as one of the most annoying characters to grace "Star Wars." At worst, he's considered a racist stereotype.

But some Reddit users apparently think we could have been misreading Binks all along. They're theorizing Binks is a secretly intelligent dark Sith Lord.

The so-called Darth Jar Jar movement was started by Reddit user /u/Lumpawarroo on the Star Wars subreddit. Now, it's grown to have its own website and dedicated subreddit — both called Darth Jar Jar…"

Old but funny… (smile)

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Amicalement
Armand

Personal logo Cyrus the Great Supporting Member of TMP20 May 2017 11:01 p.m. PST

Postulated on TMP in 2015.

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Personal logo PrivateSnafu Supporting Member of TMP21 May 2017 5:29 a.m. PST

All wrong, it's Darth Binks. Not Darth Jar Jar.

Captain Gideon21 May 2017 6:44 a.m. PST

Why do you bring up this garbage again?

You know there's no truth or proof in this whatsoever.

I thought I'd seen the last of this type of crap.

Give it a rest will you?

Dwindling Gravitas Inactive Member21 May 2017 7:26 a.m. PST

LMFAO!!!

Will this be a repeat of the two threads posted by Cyrus?

Off out to the conbini for some crisps … lots of crisps :-)

Captain Gideon21 May 2017 9:04 a.m. PST

Dwindling Gravitas not if I have anything to say about it but then it's still early.

Personal logo War Panda Supporting Member of TMP21 May 2017 9:08 a.m. PST

Just read those old threads from the Link and I must confess I thought they were pure comedy gold!

Captain Gideon, Jar Jar is my son's favourite SW character as well and I appreciate your passion in defending him 😊

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP21 May 2017 11:29 a.m. PST

I'm convinced.

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP21 May 2017 12:04 p.m. PST

"Meesa Dark Lord now? Yah-Boo!!! Binks still numbah wan, alla othersa numbah too, or worser!" -- JJB of the Sith

Dwindling Gravitas Inactive Member21 May 2017 12:04 p.m. PST

OK, back from the conbini … :-)

Crisps aplenty!

Seriously, I think it would be pretty cool if JJB "was" a Sith in disguise … but I doubt he is … (then again, I prefer Episodes 1,2,3 over 4,5,6… go figure … Perhaps because I was rather heavily invested in SWG at the time … could have just been the music … that SWG loading track gets me every time!:-))


Anyway … regardless. no need for bickering here! :-)

Personal logo Cyrus the Great Supporting Member of TMP21 May 2017 2:57 p.m. PST

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Reddit feel the dark power of the force!

Captain Gideon21 May 2017 9:59 p.m. PST

War Panda I thank you for what you said and I'll keep defending Jar Jar Binks to the best of my ability.

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP22 May 2017 1:25 a.m. PST

So is Snoke still the bad guy or not? :)

Dan
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Who asked this joker22 May 2017 6:01 a.m. PST

Snoke=Darth Smeagol

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP22 May 2017 9:25 a.m. PST

(smile)


Amicalement
Armand

LostPict Supporting Member of TMP22 May 2017 4:34 p.m. PST

There was never any doubt about Jar-Jar. No one could be that intentionally inept and all the evidence points to him as the Last Sith https://youtu.be/VOf3hhsjtOg

Captain Gideon22 May 2017 9:05 p.m. PST

LostPict I don't buy it for one minute and to me it's a load of Garbage.

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP22 May 2017 10:22 p.m. PST

Darth Binks could recruit some Teletubbie assassins to assist him. No one would suspect them of being servants of the Sith Lords. Darth Binks and Tinky-Winky whomping on those prissy Jedis! That would be awesome.

Personal logo Doctor X Supporting Member of TMP23 May 2017 12:55 a.m. PST

Binks.
Dead.
Next question.

Captain Gideon23 May 2017 7:00 a.m. PST

Doc PROVE IT.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP23 May 2017 9:41 a.m. PST

Piper… you made me laught… A LOT!. (smile)

Amicalement
Armand

Personal logo Lost Wolf Supporting Member of TMP23 May 2017 2:26 p.m. PST

He was truly magnificent in how he duped and conned Darth Palpatine into doing his bidding. And Palpatine never suspected that he played right into Darth Jar Jar's hands.

Captain Gideon23 May 2017 2:31 p.m. PST

Lost Wolf you're dead wrong.

Personal logo Doctor X Supporting Member of TMP23 May 2017 8:17 p.m. PST

Doc PROVE IT.

Have you forgotten already?
To refresh your memory please reread the second thread that Cyrus posted.

Captain Gideon24 May 2017 6:51 a.m. PST

My memory is fine Doc and I don't have to reread anything and according to a fairly new book by the time of Force Awakens Jar Jar Binks is STILL alive and that's good enough for me.

One other thing Doc no matter what you and others do I will NOT stop talking about or defending Jar Jar Binks regardless of all the garbage and lies you come up with about this character.

Other members of TMP have tried to shut me up when it comes to this subject and I have passion for this character and NO ONE is going to take that away from me.

Ghostrunner24 May 2017 8:59 a.m. PST

Other members of TMP have tried to shut me up when it comes to this subject and I have passion for this character and NO ONE is going to take that away from me.

I challenge you to find ONE instance where someone tried to get you to 'shut up'.

Captain Gideon24 May 2017 9:43 a.m. PST

Ghostrunner you must not have been around when I was being treated like crap when TMP members wanted me to stop discussing this and I'm not about to go back 2 plus years remember all that crap that happened with me which included Cyberbullying by 1 or more members.

That time was very hard for me with losing my Beloved Cat and at least on good friend plus other things.

So if you want to go looking thru past threads go right ahead I don't have the time because if you can't accept my word I can say some things right now but I won't.

Ghostrunner24 May 2017 9:53 a.m. PST

I don't accept you interpretation.

I recall a bunch of people asking WHY you were taking this a personal affront, and suggesting that if you just chose to disagree that was fine, but demanding apologies over and over from everyone who didn't like Jar Jar was a little absurd.

The discussion elevated, and Bill put a stop to it (his board, his rules).

But in my experience (and I was on the threads in question), I don't recall anyone telling you that you should shut up.

If anything, we kept asking you about what you actually liked about Jar Jar. You refused and told people it was none of their business. Fair enough, I suppose.

If anything, suggesting Jar Jar is some kind of evil genius is a marked improvement over his role in EP1-3, where his primary function was to trip over things like AAT tanks, racing pods, and the dangers of subverting parliamentary conventions vis-a-vis creating supreme dictators.

Captain Gideon24 May 2017 10:27 a.m. PST

Frankly I really could care less that you don't accept my interpretation to me it was different.

And what about the Cyberbullying stuff are you saying that I'm wrong about that as well?

I believe that Bill put a stop to it partly because of that.

And I do recall some members to tell me to stop talking about is or in essense to shut up about Jar Jar.

Ghostrunner24 May 2017 10:43 a.m. PST

Frankly I really could care less that you don't accept my interpretation to me it was different.

Fair enough, we all have opinions, that's rather my point here.

And what about the Cyberbullying stuff are you saying that I'm wrong about that as well?

Yes, but again, in my opinion.

I believe that Bill put a stop to it partly because of that.

That's up to Bill to explain, if he chooses.

He DH'd people for 'personal attacks' which does not necessarily equate to what I would call 'cyber bullying'. Again, my opinion. Someone else can offer a legal definition if they have one.

And I do recall some members to tell me to stop talking about is or in essense to shut up about Jar Jar.

Again, I remember differently.

Captain Gideon24 May 2017 3:37 p.m. PST

Ghostrunner I do remember differently than you because it happened to me and I believe that I was a victim of Cyberbullying and I didn't understand it until after 1-2 members said the word Cyberbullying afterwards and some of those people weren't DH'd for whatever reason.

The simple fact is that I was made fun of and attacked because I liked Jar Jar Binks to the point of me being the target of the attacks where these persons took it to a level where they crossed the line.

These so-called people would never dare say these things to my face because if they did they wouldn't be standing up for long.

And for me it got to be myself defending my honor so to speak when I thought I would never have to and they took it to a whole new level and attacked me personally and that I won't stand for.

Personal logo Doctor X Supporting Member of TMP24 May 2017 9:23 p.m. PST

It looks like you slipped back to the "denial" stage.

You were making such good progress too.

Ghostrunner I do remember differently than you because it happened to me and I believe that I was a victim of Cyberbullying and I didn't understand it until after 1-2 members said the word Cyberbullying afterwards and some of those people weren't DH'd for whatever reason.

Now I see you are invoking the "Woe is Me" and "Victim" cards in the deadly, but inadequately factual, Pathos Gambit play combination. I believe the correct counter play to this is the "Raised Eyebrow" followed by "Continued Astonishment" card, no?

Frankly I really could care less that you don't accept my interpretation to me it was different.

Your interpretation of what you are reading is just that. Your own. I didn't see anyone saying anything like you are quoting. Apparently other posters concur. Think about it if even just for a second.

These so-called people would never dare say these things to my face because if they did they wouldn't be standing up for long.

And now you are threatening people? I believe that is a DH offense.

Captain Gideon24 May 2017 10:05 p.m. PST

Hey Doc I'm not in denial and you know what you can do with your assessment of what you think you know about what I said.

Marc at work26 May 2017 7:11 a.m. PST

So Jam Jar is dead?

The meat packaging seems irrefutable proof to me

May the 26th be with you

Personal logo Doctor X Supporting Member of TMP26 May 2017 8:20 a.m. PST

Don't forget about his suicide note. (see second Link from Cyrus' post).

So let me sum everything up for those just joining us.

Binks Dead.

Captain Gideon26 May 2017 8:28 a.m. PST

Doc you most likely wrote that suicide note which is a bunch of BS.

And still can't prove that Jar Jar is dead and as of the Force Awakens he's still ALIVE.

So let me sum up everything up for those just joining us.

JAR JAR BINKS IS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Xintao Supporting Member of TMP26 May 2017 8:28 a.m. PST

Capt, someone disagreeing with you and hating something that you love is not a personal attack. It's a difference of opinion, and that is it.

While you love Jar Jar, about 98% of the fan base hates him. You just have to accept that. For your well being I would stop trying to change peoples minds, and just enjoy Jar Jar the way you like him.

Captain Gideon26 May 2017 8:36 a.m. PST

Xintao you are correct disagreeing with me and hating something that I love is not a personal attack,it's a difference of opinion.

But when they're attacking me directly and saying stuff about me directly that's a Personnal Attack on me and that's crossing the line and that's what another TMP member called Cyberbullying.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP26 May 2017 11:45 a.m. PST

Jar Jar is not dead…

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Amicalement
Armand

Captain Gideon26 May 2017 12:15 p.m. PST

Thank you Armand.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP26 May 2017 2:29 p.m. PST

A votre service mon ami!. (smile)

I can stop to admiring your enthusiasm for the character … my theory is that it represents a loved person throughout your life and that is why the defense at all costs …


Amicalement
Armand

Captain Gideon26 May 2017 2:50 p.m. PST

I couldn't have said it better than that.

Thanks

Personal logo Lost Wolf Supporting Member of TMP26 May 2017 6:22 p.m. PST

Hey Cap, I'm on your side. I think Jar Jar was a great character in the movies. As for the Sith stuff, I was just playing around that he played Sidious. I am a Jar Jar fan!!! There, I've said it.

(Major Disaster) Inactive Member27 May 2017 2:58 p.m. PST

It would be cool if Jar Jar were really a Sith lord. His naivete' and clumsiness would definitely make for great camouflage. Truly, he would be the most cunning master manipulator in the history of the Sith

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Personal logo Doctor X Supporting Member of TMP28 May 2017 1:06 a.m. PST

He is quite clearly dead and happily forgotten by the masses.

The story that he was a clown is even more support for the factual photographic evidence previously provided.

Cosmic disgrace, to depressed clown, to Hormel meat packing plant employee, to suicide note, and then all "wrapped up" by the picture of his remains in the Kroger meat section. It's not hard to follow the documented timeline and see how this all ended up.

I want to thank Tango for posting that clown link. That really helps tie things together.

Mako11 Inactive Member28 May 2017 1:26 a.m. PST

If he's a Sith Lord, then I'm a 5th Level Jedi Master.

Captain Gideon28 May 2017 5:58 p.m. PST

Doc why can't you just let this topic die a nice quiet death but no you won't do that you'll just keep on harping on it and hoping that I would go away but I can't do that.

Personal logo Doctor X Supporting Member of TMP31 May 2017 9:06 p.m. PST

The subject of this topic IS dead, which is what I've been saying for years.

Captain Gideon31 May 2017 9:57 p.m. PST

No Doc the subject of this topic is NOT dead but Jar Jar is a Sith Lord but then all you have to do is look at the topic name and you'll see what it says.

But then this is wrong since NO ONE can prove he was/is a Sith Lord and it's all BS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deuce03 Inactive Member01 Jun 2017 12:55 p.m. PST

But then this is wrong since NO ONE can prove he was/is a Sith Lord and it's all BS!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know that Star Wars isn't real, right, and therefore it can't be proven because it didn't really happen and Jar-Jar doesn't exist?

That Jar-Jar is a Sith Lord is a valid alternative interpretation of the story as presented.

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