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Bashytubits07 May 2017 12:27 p.m. PST

Inquiring minds want to know so I asked one and this is what he said.

Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut07 May 2017 12:33 p.m. PST

Yeek!

Grelber07 May 2017 1:46 p.m. PST

If they do, they'd leave a big, ol' wad of fur in the drain every spring shedding season.

Grelber

Zephyr107 May 2017 2:02 p.m. PST

Bathing is too much trouble for them, so they shave their bodies, throw on a cloak, and moonlight as Jawas…

Personal logo Herkybird Supporting Member of TMP07 May 2017 3:08 p.m. PST

Bathe…What fur?

IanKHemm07 May 2017 3:17 p.m. PST

No. They are stinky little beasts.

Frederick Supporting Member of TMP07 May 2017 3:19 p.m. PST

Agree – there is a reason they are alone on that forest moon!

cosmicbank07 May 2017 4:38 p.m. PST

Yes they give each others baths, which has caused a major problem in the Empire with Ewok porn sites opening up all over the Universe. As a matter of fact repairs on the Death Star were delayed by a virus that was loaded on thir main frame because a tech was visiting sites such as this. The Star War universe is not the only one effected by this. The "trouble with tribbles" started as a PSA. Wait let me get my Ball and Glove before I go to the Cooler

vagamer63 Supporting Member of TMP07 May 2017 4:56 p.m. PST

We live in trees! When was the last time you saw a bathtub, or even a bathroom in a tree?!?!?!

Black Cavalier07 May 2017 5:39 p.m. PST

I thought ewoks were what resulted when wookies cleaned out their shower drains.

zoneofcontrol07 May 2017 6:23 p.m. PST

If they do, do they have YUBber Duckies?

Stryderg07 May 2017 6:34 p.m. PST

Ewoks bathe in the blood of their enemies! That's why the Empire attacked their moon, to try and wipe them out. Didn't work so well.

Zephyr107 May 2017 7:37 p.m. PST

Black Cavalier for the win!

rmcaras Supporting Member of TMP08 May 2017 9:23 p.m. PST

Yes. As with chinchillas, they "dust" bathe.

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