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Tango0127 Mar 2017 2:51 p.m. PST

"Alexander the Great may have gone down in history as one the the greatest ancient kings of all time. After all, we now refer to him as the Great. But while his legacy is that of the greatest man to have ever lived and conquered, is he as great as history remembers?…"
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Amicalement
Armand

Hafen von Schlockenberg27 Mar 2017 2:57 p.m. PST

"Number 6 will blow your mind!"

Come on,Armand.

Personal logo Tacitus Supporting Member of TMP27 Mar 2017 3:01 p.m. PST

Nice one, H.

Deuce0327 Mar 2017 3:12 p.m. PST

That wasn't even worth the time it took to skim-read.

Personal logo Flashman14 Supporting Member of TMP27 Mar 2017 3:14 p.m. PST

Did he know Beethoven?

rvandusen Supporting Member of TMP27 Mar 2017 6:09 p.m. PST

I'm sure Alexander wasn't half the man Forrest Galloway is.

Shagnasty Supporting Member of TMP27 Mar 2017 6:58 p.m. PST

He was the definition of Great. No blasphemy please.

MichaelCollinsHimself27 Mar 2017 10:51 p.m. PST

Did it mention the really bad things that he did do?

Olympias: "Greedy Alexander, you greedy boy – leave some Baklava for Parmenio and your friend Hephaestion!"

Dynaman878928 Mar 2017 4:48 a.m. PST

> Did he know Beethoven?

Come to think of it I've not seen either of them on bubble gum cards…

Personal logo Flashman14 Supporting Member of TMP28 Mar 2017 5:00 a.m. PST

Bubblegum cards – the true measure of greatness!

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP28 Mar 2017 5:32 a.m. PST

He could not leap tall buildings in a single bound.

He never built a playing card tower 6 stories high.

No planets were named after him.


In a word – loser. evil grin

Larry R28 Mar 2017 5:34 a.m. PST

That was not worth the click, I should know better

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP28 Mar 2017 5:51 a.m. PST

11. He didn't speak English
12. He was a bad skier
13. He liked Bob Saget in full house
14. He once got beaten in an eating contest against a pig named Hercules.
15. he didn't sell a single record (his rendition of white Christmas is considered the worst cover of any song ever)
16. He didn't invent the pizza
17. Nike dropped their sponsorship agreement with him, after he said sexist things during the halftime show during the battle of Gaugamela.
18. Never won the Republican nomination for president (looser)
19. Was caught red handed picking his nose.
20. Was never invited to Late show with David Letterman

Kenntak28 Mar 2017 6:16 a.m. PST

He really did like Bob Saget in full house? That does it, the guy is totally unmemorable.

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP28 Mar 2017 7:42 a.m. PST

He once got beaten in an eating contest against a pig named Hercules.

For real ? I thought he'd win hands down as he was well know to be greedy!

Nikator28 Mar 2017 10:08 a.m. PST

Sorry I looked. Not up to Armand's usual standard, I must say.

Hafen von Schlockenberg28 Mar 2017 10:29 a.m. PST

From the author's bio,and the "comments", I'm guessing the site's target audience is junior high school students?

Kenntak28 Mar 2017 10:43 a.m. PST

Really, just reading this line demonstrates the absurdity of the list: "Even though he was handed most of his accomplishments, and he was the worst ruler ever . . ." Unfortunately, the author probably got what he wanted--people to click on the site.

Some of the comments below the list are less than nice. :)

Tango0128 Mar 2017 10:55 a.m. PST

(smile)


Amicalement
Armand

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP28 Mar 2017 11:05 a.m. PST

he was the worst ruler ever

Ooohhh…that's a bold claim to make….a very bold claim.

Old Glory Sponsoring Member of TMP28 Mar 2017 4:56 p.m. PST

So would this make him "Alexander the mediocre?"

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Russ Dunaway

Deuce0329 Mar 2017 8:36 a.m. PST

Alexander the Completely Unremarkable.

Hafen von Schlockenberg29 Mar 2017 10:41 a.m. PST
Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP29 Mar 2017 2:07 p.m. PST

Average Alex'

vtsaogames30 Mar 2017 7:42 a.m. PST

My crew always talks abut Frederick the Great and his brother Henry the OK.

20th Maine, +1 for your first post.

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