"Game of Thrones random SPOILER generator" Topic

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Here's a good one: "Coldhands, Tyrion, and Jaime will go on a season-long journey to a well-to-do village."
Boring, but possible.

After intimately warging into a wildling camp, Azor Ahai will be transformed into a wight.

Tyrion is actually Lord Glover.

"Benjen and Joffrey's secret bastard will have a duel to compete for the love of a renowned swordsman."

Now THERE'S an ugly plot twist. Martin may have to go there if he's going to try and outmaneuver the theorists.

"Lady Stoneheart will accidentally cannabalize Yara Greyjoy's d**k."

Geez, is Chuck Palahnuik writing these? I'm done!

"Ramsay's Dogs and Lady Stoneheart will get married against their better judgement."

OK, NOW I'm done.

"Davos' wife", never seen in either medium (though I'm sure SOME internet person has rendered fan-art of her), comes up an awful lot.

Arya will poison Tyrion, after stealing Preston Jacobs's face.

Arya poisoning Tyrion? Certainly a possibility…

Shaggydog will accidentally fight Nymeria Sand.

I hope this comes true, I hate the Sandsnakes and everything Dornish…(except Oberyn)….

Arya will torture Melisandre, after stealing a crazy highway bandit's face.

Another Arya prediction that could happen, Melisandre has said that she and Arya will meet again.

After sleeping with Daenerys, Samwell Tarly will reekify Damphair :(

I would pay good money to see this. Has anyone sent this site to GRRM? It might help him through his writer's block (and nary a mention of Harry the Heir (never even met him in the books and I hate him already). I hope that Ramsay gets a hold of him in the books. Some of this stuff certainly isn't any crazier than the fan inspired YouTube Videos that guarantee that this character dies or that character certainly kills this other one. Those are about as accurate as Nostradamus predictions.