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Mars Miniatures07 Jan 2017 5:51 a.m. PST

Taken from full post here:
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Where'd the cheese go? I dont know…

Skarsnik and The Skaven & Mystery Of Bree

Hobbiton, on the hill of Bag End, the Greenskins have set up a Command HQ.
They've torn up Bagshot Row! The Gaffer will not be pleased!
If he is even alive that is… Oh poor Sam.
With their troops scouring and looting the Shire, the Orc and Goblin commanders are lounging in the spoils of their recent victory.

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Left to Right: Goblin Warlord Skarsnik of Eight Peaks, Captain Gorgo of the Mordor Uruks

Skarsnik: General Remulak has given us orders to march to Bree.

Gorgo: Bree? I would rather pursue the Stunties heading to Moria!

Skarsnik: General Snarktail and his Wolf Riders have been tasked with that mission. Shelob too. We will catch up with them later after we crush the human resistance. Then… its skull thump time for those Stunties. Like Remulak says, its best to save the best bits for last.

Gorgo: I thought the Night King was handling the Breeland Campaign? Arent his forces and the Vampire Counts of Sylvania enough to handle a few peasants?

Skarsnik: Undead Humies are just as inept as living ones… (sigh) But I hear, that they burned out all the towns in Breeland, and yet… a human resistance leader has risen from the ashes. One man, has rallied all of them. No one knows his real name, but some have started to call him…

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At that moment, The Gor Brothers – Gorgut and Gorfang drop in to tell Skarsnik he has visitors.

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Oh, rats!

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Its some dirty Skaven!
They've come all the way from Skavenblight.


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Crazyivanov07 Jan 2017 9:37 p.m. PST

Oh Rats. Skarniks got Gobbla, the Evil Alliance has one new member and at best a new band of mercenaries or at worst a second allied nation state, and it seems Bree is in the process of being strangled off from possible rescue.

Still, Evil has split its forces, and it needed them all together to crush the bloody Hobbits. And it seems Barliman Butterbur has put on the cape and cowl and become a bat to scare criminals. Because the Orcs can kill a man, but they can't kill a Batman!

Mars Miniatures08 Jan 2017 4:06 a.m. PST

Crazyivanov,

The Shire Invasion forces have split, true.
But you are forgetting there is a Bree Invasion force too!
(That is going to need to be painted in the coming posts)
That means 1 and a half armies vs the human resistance.

As for your guess about the human resistance leader, I have noted your choice in my log book.

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