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Where'd the cheese go? I dont know…
Skarsnik and The Skaven & Mystery Of Bree
Hobbiton, on the hill of Bag End, the Greenskins have set up a Command HQ.
They've torn up Bagshot Row! The Gaffer will not be pleased!
If he is even alive that is… Oh poor Sam.
With their troops scouring and looting the Shire, the Orc and Goblin commanders are lounging in the spoils of their recent victory.
Left to Right: Goblin Warlord Skarsnik of Eight Peaks, Captain Gorgo of the Mordor Uruks
Skarsnik: General Remulak has given us orders to march to Bree.
Gorgo: Bree? I would rather pursue the Stunties heading to Moria!
Skarsnik: General Snarktail and his Wolf Riders have been tasked with that mission. Shelob too. We will catch up with them later after we crush the human resistance. Then… its skull thump time for those Stunties. Like Remulak says, its best to save the best bits for last.
Gorgo: I thought the Night King was handling the Breeland Campaign? Arent his forces and the Vampire Counts of Sylvania enough to handle a few peasants?
Skarsnik: Undead Humies are just as inept as living ones… (sigh) But I hear, that they burned out all the towns in Breeland, and yet… a human resistance leader has risen from the ashes. One man, has rallied all of them. No one knows his real name, but some have started to call him…
At that moment, The Gor Brothers – Gorgut and Gorfang drop in to tell Skarsnik he has visitors.
Oh, rats!
Its some dirty Skaven!
They've come all the way from Skavenblight.
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