| Hafen von Schlockenberg | 25 Dec 2016 12:11 p.m. PST |
Alone on Christmas,so yeah,more nonsense: How many do you remember,without googling? (Apparently,some have been traced back to at least the 1880's). My favorite:
". . .His fleece was black as soot;
And everywhere that Mary went,
His sooty foot he put". |
robert piepenbrink  | 25 Dec 2016 2:12 p.m. PST |
"…a little pork, a little jam,
A great big soda topped with fizz,
And boy how sick our Mary is!" |
| wrgmr1 | 25 Dec 2016 2:50 p.m. PST |
Lacy things the wife is missing,
Didn't ask for her permission YouTube link |
| bsrlee | 25 Dec 2016 3:59 p.m. PST |
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| MHoxie | 25 Dec 2016 4:17 p.m. PST |
My grandmother (a Canadian) used to say: "…his fleece was black as charcoal,
And every time he dipped his head,
He licked his little asshole." |
 20thmaine | 25 Dec 2016 5:32 p.m. PST |
apparently she also had a bear…. …at least, so I've heard. |
| zoneofcontrol | 25 Dec 2016 5:54 p.m. PST |
Didn't the second stanza start with: Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin Laid An Egg… |
| Brian Smaller | 25 Dec 2016 5:58 p.m. PST |
…her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two slices of bread.
Talking of which – I have a couple of lambs that I need to freezer.
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| Hafen von Schlockenberg | 25 Dec 2016 6:15 p.m. PST |
One going back at least to my mother's childhood in the 20's:
". . .You've heard this tale before;
But did you know she passed her plate,
And had a little more?"
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| Ewan Hoosami | 25 Dec 2016 9:34 p.m. PST |
I've got a beauty, but I'd get dawghoused for it, so carry on |
| Hafen von Schlockenberg | 25 Dec 2016 9:42 p.m. PST |
Oh yeah, there are some that can't go here. |
 etotheipi  | 26 Dec 2016 5:21 a.m. PST |
… a little veal, a little steak
an omelet and some chocolate pie
and couldn't eat her cake. Mary saw the price of meat
had soared, it didn't please her
tonight she's having leg of lamb
the rest is in the freezer |
| Tom Molon | 26 Dec 2016 7:30 a.m. PST |
Mary had a little lamb,
wasn't the doctor surprised… |
| parrskool | 26 Dec 2016 8:26 a.m. PST |
Mary had a little Lamb
It leant against a pylon
12,000 volts went up it's ass
And turned its wool to nylon. Boom, Boom! |
| Khusrau | 26 Dec 2016 12:48 p.m. PST |
It was always gruntin..
She tied it to 5 bar gate
And kicked it's little .. err .. head, in. |
| Old Wolfman | 28 Dec 2016 8:38 a.m. PST |
Mary had a little lamb ..and the doctor died of shock. ;^) |
| Caliban | 29 Dec 2016 3:14 a.m. PST |
Stalin had a little lamb
It gave him naughty urges
So he tied it to a five-barred gate
And shot it in the purges. With apologies to Attila the Stockbroker… |
| uglyfatbloke | 26 Jan 2017 7:34 p.m. PST |
Attila…I'd forgotten about him. Nice bloke; I lit his show a couple of times back in the '80s.
Suddenly I feel very, very old. |
| Bashytubits | 02 Feb 2017 3:19 p.m. PST |
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| Hafen von Schlockenberg | 02 Feb 2017 9:58 p.m. PST |
"Dog be 'bark',
Sheep be 'bah',
Cash me oussigh,
How bow dah"? |
| Bashytubits | 08 Feb 2017 1:29 p.m. PST |
On the lamb,
from da man,
That mutton fiend,
he must be beaned! |
| Hafen von Schlockenberg | 08 Feb 2017 1:32 p.m. PST |
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| Platybeladon | 13 Feb 2017 11:13 a.m. PST |
The doctors were astounded
And everywhere that Mary went
Gynaecologists abounded You've gotta love Half Man Half Biscuit |
