"Could you get in?" Topic

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No. But I could probably get a job as the Bouncer.

No, doubt they let mutants in through the front door…

Damon.

I most certainly could, but the real question is why would I want to be seen with such riff-raff?

I feel sorry for the minimally beautiful people they used to set the low bar. Must be depressing for an aspiring beautiful person.

Why hang out with a bunch of narcissists who sit and primp in a mirror? How tedious and boring THAT would be.

I could, it would be a fight but I'm confident I could make it to the bar. Actually when in Vegas a few years ago my wife and I went to a club kinda like this. We waiedt in line, my wife was dressed to the 9's, she's rather curvey/voluptuous with big "eyes" and round, anyway… When we got to the door the doorman let her in but stopped me. So I'm like "wait, we're together". He stepped back and saw I was wearing a black kilt and leather boots. I suppose seeing me in all my 6'2 300lbs splendor dressed like that he changed his mind. I was allowed in. The theme was "Cathouse", also the clubs name. I seemed to fit in pretty well with the crowed, lots of chains and bondage gear type stuff…turned out to be pretty fun and not as many shallow people as one would think…

Smokey would categorize their female judges as "sickly and scrawny."

I'll stay in the dwarf bar with my own people. We don't associate with their kind.

I am confident that I could get in. 20, 30 good strong warriors in the shieldwall and Odin's blessing -- I'd never have trouble getting to the bar or being served in a timely fashion.

I can't even get in Wal Mart!

I could but I'd have to be very drunk and using a clymore and have a piper to make sense of it all, and by the time I got to the bar nobody would look 'attractive' with the colour scheme an overall red gore. Well that's my story for it anyway ;/

Why the hell would you wanna get in?

I just got kicked out by the mole-people and the Morlocks …

Wealth is a strong factor of perceived attractiveness – especially with women.

There is always a loophole.

Always one I can't take advantage of.

I bet they are are too sickly and scrawny for me….

Not sure I'd even want to try. I'd much rather spend the evening sitting on the couch in my room in my parents basement eating potato chips, watching TV while wearing my clean pair of boxers. I have my own set of high standards to live up to.

I could get in. Close access is both easier and harder than it looks.

TheDesertBox – good one!

I agree, with many here, why would I want to go to this place anyway. I will say that Major Money will be allowed in, no matter what they look like.

I could get in for sure, but you need to change it to could you get in while they are open.

So this is a dating service and singles-club for uber-attractive people who cannot find a date?

How devoid of personality must they be to not be able to maintain a relationship?

Wait, I get it now -- my premise is wrong, this is just a beautiful-people hook-up spot, no relationships wanted…

"Wait, I get it now -- my premise is wrong, this is just a beautiful-people hook-up spot, no relationships wanted…"

Just like TMP…

What happens on TMP, stays on TMP! (Mostly)

If I wanted to meet a woman like that for a hook-up I'd simply pay the $1,000 USD for the hooker for a night.

That is not the kind of bar I would enjoy. Also, they would not let me in.

Yes. Yes I could. I could. Yes. Yes. Yeeeessss. Yes! I could!

And it would be a beautiful thing.