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The Shire Campaign continues with some pre-battle background fluff.
Warhammer has never been so wacky!
Wraith Raccoon: You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny!
Snarktail: I am now one of the Dark Overlords of the Universe.
Gravelord Nito: Ever danced with the Devil by the pale moonlight?
Swamp Groot: There was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Everyone: … (turning to look at Swamp Groot)
Swamp Groot: errr…. I am Swamp Groot?
Shelob: (dropping down from out of nowhere) Hey guys!
Everyone: Hey Shelob!
Shelob: Movie quote game? I sure do like playing games!
Snarktail: Yeah, Sauron is always saying that you play with your food alot.
Shelob: I heard about this Shire place you guys are going to. Can I come with?
Snarktail: Of course you can!
Shelob: Thanks little buddy! Im sorry I ate your cousin. Good food is hard to come by in Cirith Ungol.
Snarktail: No problem. And, ummm, you ate 7 of my cousins actually…
Shelob: Awkward…
Wraith Raccoon: Eat your heart out, Gravelord Nito! My ride is extra wide! And tall! I can see forever from up here! All right you villains, lets get this party started! Those Hobbits arent going to eat themselves. Scouts, patrol up ahead! The rest of you line up behind the Big Spider.
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