I'm not sure why I watched this. I liked Pamela Anderson in Barb Wire and nothing else since; I disliked Denise Richards in Starship Troopers and haven't seen her in anything since until this…
This is a buddy comedy about two 'dumb blondes' who think they are on their way to stardom, when actually they've been given an assignment to kill crime boss Mr. Wong. Add the real assassin and two inept mob hitmen (the Farley brothers), and you've got a screwball comedy. And there's a farting turtle.
This didn't stink! (I'm surprised.)
Pamela and Denise are surprisingly cute and likeable, and Pamela is still quite watchable. The Farley brothers entertain. Emmanuelle Vaugier is slinky as Cat the Assassin. Byron Mann is oily and menacing as Mr. Wong.
I realize that I'm probably the only person who got a chuckle out of this movie, but I give it 7 out of 10 as a comedy. And yes, it's supposed to be a 'dumb comedy'.
You could probably even wargame this…