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John the OFM18 Jun 2016 8:42 a.m. PST

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Tow Bastards walk in! One walks out!

All right, who ya got?
Predictions to follow.

Tormund tries the famous WRG Ancients "Wildling Wedge", with Phil Simms (excuse me, Wun Wun the Giant (and yes, that IS where his name comes from)) at the point. Outnumbered two to one, even with the ferocious Maid of Bear Island and her 62 Picked Men (and women) swinging a mean axe.
Littlefinger arives just in the nick of time! Ya know, Jon getting rescued in the nick of time is annoyingly like Tolkien's Eagles.
Price to pay? Sansa must marry Sweetrobin. Eeeewwww…. Since I suspect thay Robyn of the Vale is Littlefinger's son… But no DNA back then.

Death toll:
Wun Wun.
Tormund.
Podrick. (Another last minute arrival)
Ghost.
Ramsay.
Karstark.
But not Umber, because he is part of a Clever Plan.
Rickon. Sorry Kid. You annoy me.
Glenn
Maggie

Jon wins. Galbart Glover and Maggy Mormont arrive with Robb's will, at the last minute, with Howland Reed. Jon is new King in the North.

No other plotline matters, so the Wall will have to wait to fall until next week, as will Jaime killing Cersei, followed by Ser Robert Strong killing Jaime, followed by Tommen killing the High Sparrow, followed by Ser Robert drinking Wildfire and …
Danaerys will go to Lys to free the pleasure slaves, delaying once again her pointless plotline.

And George will officially disassociate himself from the show, because the wrong people died in the wrong order.

RavenscraftCybernetics18 Jun 2016 11:45 a.m. PST

the writing for the show has deteriorated to a point where I may not watch next season.

your predictions have far too many happy ever afters, John.

darthfozzywig18 Jun 2016 11:57 a.m. PST

LOL Glenn and Maggie.

Careful – AMC may slap you with a C&D for your rampant speculating!

Winston Smith18 Jun 2016 12:54 p.m. PST

Has anyone else found the "After the Thrones", or whatever it's called, incredibly lame?
They're not even trying to be interesting.
And the two dudes get everything WRONG, so they bring in the chick to correct them.
It makes The Talking Dead look like a Shakespearean round table.

dwight shrute18 Jun 2016 1:27 p.m. PST

Thronecast seems to be getting worse , why oh why did they let the pub landlord talk over ser barristen … and his theory on the high sparrow is so wrong .

I suspect you won't shed a tear as Rickon dies in Sansa's arms then , killed by Ramsays arrow .

jowady19 Jun 2016 11:14 a.m. PST

Ramsay wins, he has to, otherwise it's a happy ending. He recaptures Sansa and does despicable things to her, he kills Rickon, the season ends with Littlefinger trying to free her. All the Wildings die and Jon is left to retreat with Davos and Melisandre who again has to admit that she was wrong about the Prince who was promised. Meanwhile in King's Landing Cersei's trial begins. The season there will end with her conviction and Tommen suddenly being deposed by the Faith since he has no right to the Iron Throne and finally everyone there (Tommen, Maergery, Cersei, and company) find that they have all been out maneuvered by the High Sparrow.

Has anyone else found the "After the Thrones", or whatever it's called, incredibly lame?
They're not even trying to be interesting.
And the two dudes get everything WRONG, so they bring in the chick to correct them.

Not a fan. And neither seemingly are they, they're so dispassionate about the whole thing. And they seem to know so little.

Price to pay? Sansa must marry Sweetrobin. Eeeewwww…. Since I suspect thay Robyn of the Vale is Littlefinger's son… But no DNA back then.

I hadn't thought of this. Maybe this is why Lysa and Littlefinger poisoned Jon Arryn. Maybe his last words "the blood is strong" didn't refer so much to King Robert as to himself. LF's hold on the Vale derives from "SweetRobin's" claim, if "SweetRobyn" has no claim then Petyr has no base of power left. Unless of course he has some sort of side deal with the Tyrells.

So Littlefinger's possible plot to rise to power may look like this;

1)Eliminate Jon Arryn
2)Eliminate King Robert

These first two let him free up the Vale and the Iron Throne and allow it to pass into the less capable hands of Cersei.

3)Eliminate Ned Stark

Who wants honorable men around when there's a Throne to steal. Plus it frees up Sansa.

4)Make a side deal with the Tyrells while arranging Maergery's marriage to Joffrey.

This allows Littlefinger to request and receive a notable Lordship raising him in rank enough to Marry Lysa.

5) Kill Joffrey, thereby creating the confusion to allow Sansa to escape as well as making the Tyrell's deeply beholden to him and removing Tyrion from the picture.

Along the way of course Littlefinger has had some lucky breaks. Sansa as Alayne could have sold him out to the Lords of the Vale, he probably would have killed Lysa anyway but her death was fortuitous Tyrion killing Tywin wasn't predictable but was of great use to Littlefinger.

6)Convince Maergery to play her little game with the High Sparrow.

This makes Maergery think that Littlefinger is on her side and that he's helping her do away with Cersei but she doesn't realize that she is also doing away with Tommen and herself. So the Tyrells are out of the picture as are the Lannisters. All he has to do now is to knock off the High Sparrow and he's done it. He'll have his candidate placed on the Iron Throne. Who knows, maybe a Stone will appear in front of the High Sept with a sword embedded in it with the words "He that pulleth out this Sword is the True born King of all Westeros"".

Goonfighter19 Jun 2016 1:26 p.m. PST

Ok … Jon Snow knows that if he kills Ramsay, he wins. WunWun breaks the line and Jon S (getting truly wound up) hacks his way to the boy Bolton who gets distracted by a certain dire wolf attaching its teeth to his nether region and riiiiipping away. Jon Snow then kills Ramsay dead dead dead. Meanwhile we see very little of the actual battle but there is an impressive amount of bodies lying around.

Winston Smith19 Jun 2016 1:27 p.m. PST

That ironclad " No Happy Ending" rule totally slipped my mind.

Tango0119 Jun 2016 3:12 p.m. PST

"Has anyone else found the "After the Thrones",…?"

Me.

Two jerks… but the lady who participated the last minutes of the show know a LOT about GOT…

What about the OTHER BATTLE?… at Mereen…

Amicalement
Armand

jowady19 Jun 2016 4:29 p.m. PST

That ironclad " No Happy Ending" rule totally slipped my mind.

I think we've used up our quota of Happy Moments for this season,

1Sansa escaping and getting to Jon
2)Jon's resurrection
3)Arya deciding to go home
4)Dany lives and kills a bunch of Khals
5)Bran runs into Benjen
6)Samwell tells his father to shove it (figuratively)
7)Dany arrives on Drogon just in time to save her city
8) Cersei gets the bad news that Frankenmountain won't be able to help her.

That's a whole season and then some of good stuff so now they'll hit us with the bad.

jowady19 Jun 2016 9:44 p.m. PST

Spoiler


Quite happy to have been wrong….

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