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peterx Supporting Member of TMP06 Jun 2016 2:46 p.m. PST

My favorite quote from Star Wars with a double meaning is, "Pull out, Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!"

What is yours?

Tgerritsen Supporting Member of TMP06 Jun 2016 3:03 p.m. PST

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

nvdoyle06 Jun 2016 3:04 p.m. PST

I don't care what you smell, get in there!

darthfozzywig06 Jun 2016 3:05 p.m. PST

*sppllt* Ok, that was a good one, Peter.


You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

We can pay you two thousand now, plus fifteen when we "reach Alderaan".

Myself, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked.

At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?


(Come to think of it, it's probably harder to find quotes that AREN'T double entendre…)

peterx Supporting Member of TMP06 Jun 2016 3:27 p.m. PST

There are a lot of fine choices, Darthfozzywig.

Cherno06 Jun 2016 5:21 p.m. PST

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Luke: I can't. It's too big.
Yoda: Size matters not.

'nuff said.

The Beast Rampant06 Jun 2016 8:40 p.m. PST

"And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside…"

Ghostrunner07 Jun 2016 8:52 a.m. PST

In the trash compactor…

"Get on top of it"
"I'm trying"

Accompanied by sounds of exertion.


Above the Death Star:

"You're all clear kid – now let's [XXX CENSORED XXX]"

Personal logo javelin98 Supporting Member of TMP07 Jun 2016 11:09 a.m. PST

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"It surrounds us and penetrates us."

Martin Rapier08 Jun 2016 8:22 a.m. PST

Frankly the whole thing is one big double entendre out of context. A few random ones:

"The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be… Unnatural."

" I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?"

"At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi."

"When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

"General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected."

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"Obi-Wan has taught you well."

"Sorry about the mess."

"Your weapon… you will not need it."

"…I think I just blasted it."

"But how could they be jamming us if they don't know… that we're… coming?"

"If you're saying that coming here was a bad idea, I'm starting to agree with you."

"Yes; your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your… sister."

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?!!"

"Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments!"

RebelPaul08 Jun 2016 10:21 a.m. PST

We shall double our efforts!

've got a bad feeling about this!

Sargonarhes11 Jun 2016 8:54 p.m. PST

"You want this don't you? I can feel the anger within you. Now strike me down with all of your hatred"

"Only at the end do you realize the power of the Dark Side."

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