| Winston Smith | 31 May 2016 5:52 p.m. PST |
I remember reading a book when I was a kid.
It was a Disney book, about all the popular Disney characters. There was a chapter on Davey Crockett (King of the Wild Frontier!). A comet was about to hit the earth. So Congress passed a law against it. But it still kept on coming! Davey to the rescue! I think that as a first step, we need to have a poll outlawing the Bug. And as soon as possible. We have to show it we mean business. So are you with me? 1. Outlaw the Bug!
2. No. It has feelings.
3. No opinion. |
 Saginaw  | 31 May 2016 6:17 p.m. PST |
We're with you, Winston! OUTLAW THE BUG!!
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| Mako11 | 31 May 2016 7:25 p.m. PST |
Like that'll work. Probably have the same success as outlawing alcohol and drinking during Prohibition. Good luck with that. |
| Winston Smith | 31 May 2016 7:28 p.m. PST |
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| Narratio | 31 May 2016 7:49 p.m. PST |
Nah, as it was claimed in so many Disney classics – All you have to do is believe!
Ban the Bug! Ban the Bug! |
| zoneofcontrol | 31 May 2016 7:57 p.m. PST |
Maybe we should give it its own board and it will leave the rest of us alone. |
| Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut | 31 May 2016 8:39 p.m. PST |
I am morally opposed to more laws, especially ones that cannot be effectively enforced. |
| PrivateSnafu | 31 May 2016 8:52 p.m. PST |
The Prime Directive must be followed, you cannot exterminate the bug. |
| GarrisonMiniatures | 01 Jun 2016 1:36 a.m. PST |
Are we certain it is, in fact, one bug or many? Has it or they achieved full sentience yet, and if so do we have the moral right to ban it? Indeed, a committee should be set up to fully investigate all aspects of the bug/s to determine the correct procedures to follow. |
| Florida Tory | 01 Jun 2016 4:16 a.m. PST |
I stand with Winston. Outlaw the bug. Rick |
| nazrat | 01 Jun 2016 5:06 a.m. PST |
Bill can't fix it so we might as well try to wish it away! 8)= |
| Disco Joe | 01 Jun 2016 5:17 a.m. PST |
Or we could use the power of the farce to control it. |
| Hafen von Schlockenberg | 01 Jun 2016 6:26 a.m. PST |
GM: Does a sense of humor indicate sentience? If so, the bug has demonstrated sentience many times over. |
| WarWizard | 01 Jun 2016 8:00 a.m. PST |
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| sneakgun | 01 Jun 2016 8:34 a.m. PST |
It's trying to find a mate….it's lonely….and misunderstood…. |
| GarrisonMiniatures | 01 Jun 2016 8:34 a.m. PST |
Actually, it's not a bug anyway. It's a feature. And as soon as Microsoft hears about it their lawyers will issues a cease and disist notification as the use of features is patented by Microsoft. |
| GarrisonMiniatures | 01 Jun 2016 8:35 a.m. PST |
And although that post posted it still gave a lockfile error message! |
| GarrisonMiniatures | 01 Jun 2016 8:36 a.m. PST |
As did that! Priceless. Do I get 3 with this? |
| GarrisonMiniatures | 01 Jun 2016 8:37 a.m. PST |
Yes! /mivacommon/boards/topics.mv: Line 577: MvLOCKFILE: Runtime Error: Error creating lockfile 'boards/topics.dbf.lck': Timed out waiting for lock |
| vtsaogames | 01 Jun 2016 9:35 a.m. PST |
To hell with outlawing it. Let's get a rope! |
| RavenscraftCybernetics | 01 Jun 2016 9:41 a.m. PST |
I will not support this!
HAIL ERIS! |
| skinkmasterreturns | 02 Jun 2016 9:57 a.m. PST |
Shame on all of you-the bug has rights too,to live the way it sees fit.If the government gets wind of its existance,it'll get a mutil-million dollar grant and its own bathroom. |
| Hafen von Schlockenberg | 02 Jun 2016 11:35 a.m. PST |
Not to state the obvious,but I think (ahem!) it already has that last… |
| DanErvin | 02 Jun 2016 12:23 p.m. PST |
If you outlaw The Bug, then only outlaws will have bugs. |
 Herkybird | 03 Jun 2016 2:56 p.m. PST |
Heh, heh heh!
I can survive Nuclear war, think you that you pose a threat to the mighty Bug? |
