Tango01 | 21 May 2016 9:50 p.m. PST |
Main page link Amicalement Armand |
Bashytubits | 21 May 2016 9:56 p.m. PST |
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Bashytubits | 21 May 2016 9:57 p.m. PST |
Tango get off my thread! Why are angry Spaniards and peasants after my Penguins and Bears, why? Why? |
Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut | 21 May 2016 10:12 p.m. PST |
Because penguins and bears are good eating, that's why! |
GarrisonMiniatures | 21 May 2016 11:55 p.m. PST |
From what I hear penguins are, at best, so-so eating. I have no information about bears. |
Rapier Miniatures | 22 May 2016 1:55 a.m. PST |
Penguins are reasonable eating, as long as you canget them out of the wrappers. |
Norman D Landings | 22 May 2016 2:15 a.m. PST |
If I learned one thing watching "Geordie Star Wars", it's that the best way to smuggle penguins is inside a Wookie. Knowledge which may come in useful one day. |
Rabbit 3 | 22 May 2016 2:48 a.m. PST |
What`s the penalty for penguin smuggling anyway? |
deadhead | 22 May 2016 2:55 a.m. PST |
Polar bears…..do not eat the liver…….you will die…. |
Festerfest | 22 May 2016 3:57 a.m. PST |
True enough but as my survival Instructor once said "If you're man enough to take down a polar bear with what's in your survival kit, who am I to tell you what to eat?" |
bsrlee | 22 May 2016 4:40 a.m. PST |
Also the small fact that penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere and bears live in the Northern Hemishpere. (sarcasm mode on)Obviously an example of Intelligent Design (sarcasm mode off). There has also been a beat up in the local press about a Grizzly/Polar bear cross being shot somewhere in the cold bits of North America. Never let facts get in the way of a story, people have been reporting (and shooting) these hybrids for decades, possibly back to the 19th Century. |
Hafen von Schlockenberg | 22 May 2016 5:55 a.m. PST |
I heard it was just a really fat zebra. |
cosmicbank | 22 May 2016 6:29 a.m. PST |
Because that what the agreement says that ended the Polar Bear vs Penguin war of 40000 B.C |
RavenscraftCybernetics | 22 May 2016 7:53 a.m. PST |
Someone threw a Spaniard in the works! |
deadhead | 22 May 2016 7:55 a.m. PST |
This must be the daftest post ever, but the puns are great! Imagine if all we had had were a few Spanish Guerillas…… Spaniard in the works….Festerfest's comments……all of this….great |
foxweasel | 22 May 2016 8:04 a.m. PST |
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" |
foxweasel | 22 May 2016 8:05 a.m. PST |
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GarrisonMiniatures | 22 May 2016 9:19 a.m. PST |
Aren't guerrillas from Africa, like chimps? |
Sloppypainter | 22 May 2016 9:50 a.m. PST |
Did no one notice the penguin in the background carrying the satchel charge? |
Norman D Landings | 22 May 2016 11:09 a.m. PST |
The one behaving in a reckless manner with explosives? Yeah – that was a Penguin. Edited to add: Pun denied! Insert title of Johnny Knoxville stunt/prank tv comedy show for pun restoration. |
Bashytubits | 24 May 2016 1:33 p.m. PST |
brslee did you not note the polar divide in the title? |
Zephyr1 | 24 May 2016 2:15 p.m. PST |
"Did no one notice the penguin in the background carrying the satchel charge?" Prada makes those? |
Bashytubits | 14 Jun 2016 4:46 p.m. PST |
I am so confused now.Famous Easterner brokers peace accord between North and South.
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Art | 16 Jun 2016 6:34 p.m. PST |
G'Day Liam Quick change of subject… I lost my fantastic painter…do you know someone who paints as good as your figures? Best Regards Art |