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Tango0121 May 2016 9:50 p.m. PST

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Bashytubits21 May 2016 9:56 p.m. PST

Bashytubits21 May 2016 9:57 p.m. PST

Tango get off my thread! Why are angry Spaniards and peasants after my Penguins and Bears, why? Why?

Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut21 May 2016 10:12 p.m. PST

Because penguins and bears are good eating, that's why!

GarrisonMiniatures21 May 2016 11:55 p.m. PST

From what I hear penguins are, at best, so-so eating. I have no information about bears.

Rapier Miniatures22 May 2016 1:55 a.m. PST

Penguins are reasonable eating, as long as you canget them out of the wrappers.

Norman D Landings22 May 2016 2:15 a.m. PST

If I learned one thing watching "Geordie Star Wars", it's that the best way to smuggle penguins is inside a Wookie.
Knowledge which may come in useful one day.

Rabbit 322 May 2016 2:48 a.m. PST

What`s the penalty for penguin smuggling anyway?

Personal logo deadhead Supporting Member of TMP22 May 2016 2:55 a.m. PST

Polar bears…..do not eat the liver…….you will die….

Festerfest22 May 2016 3:57 a.m. PST

True enough but as my survival Instructor once said "If you're man enough to take down a polar bear with what's in your survival kit, who am I to tell you what to eat?"

bsrlee22 May 2016 4:40 a.m. PST

Also the small fact that penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere and bears live in the Northern Hemishpere. (sarcasm mode on)Obviously an example of Intelligent Design (sarcasm mode off).

There has also been a beat up in the local press about a Grizzly/Polar bear cross being shot somewhere in the cold bits of North America. Never let facts get in the way of a story, people have been reporting (and shooting) these hybrids for decades, possibly back to the 19th Century.

Hafen von Schlockenberg22 May 2016 5:55 a.m. PST

I heard it was just a really fat zebra.

cosmicbank22 May 2016 6:29 a.m. PST

Because that what the agreement says that ended the Polar Bear vs Penguin war of 40000 B.C

RavenscraftCybernetics22 May 2016 7:53 a.m. PST

Someone threw a Spaniard in the works!

Personal logo deadhead Supporting Member of TMP22 May 2016 7:55 a.m. PST

This must be the daftest post ever, but the puns are great!

Imagine if all we had had were a few Spanish Guerillas……

Spaniard in the works….Festerfest's comments……all of this….great

foxweasel22 May 2016 8:04 a.m. PST

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"

foxweasel22 May 2016 8:05 a.m. PST

Or guerrillas

GarrisonMiniatures22 May 2016 9:19 a.m. PST

Aren't guerrillas from Africa, like chimps?

Sloppypainter22 May 2016 9:50 a.m. PST

Did no one notice the penguin in the background carrying the satchel charge?

Norman D Landings22 May 2016 11:09 a.m. PST

The one behaving in a reckless manner with explosives?

Yeah – that was a Bleeped text Penguin.

Edited to add: Pun denied!
Insert title of Johnny Knoxville stunt/prank tv comedy show for pun restoration.

Bashytubits24 May 2016 1:33 p.m. PST

brslee did you not note the polar divide in the title?

Zephyr124 May 2016 2:15 p.m. PST

"Did no one notice the penguin in the background carrying the satchel charge?"

Prada makes those?

Bashytubits14 Jun 2016 4:46 p.m. PST

I am so confused now.

Famous Easterner brokers peace accord between North and South.

Art16 Jun 2016 6:34 p.m. PST

G'Day Liam

Quick change of subject…

I lost my fantastic painter…do you know someone who paints as good as your figures?

Best Regards
Art

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