Albino Squirrel | 01 Apr 2016 9:41 a.m. PST |
I just noticed that on each member's profile page, there is a weakness listed. Is the an April Fools thing, or has that been there for a while and I just never noticed? I don't look at profiles much. Some of them are funny, but I'm not thrilled with mine… |
Winston Smith | 01 Apr 2016 9:50 a.m. PST |
It's a one day April Fools thing. We've done it for years. It won't be there tomorrow. |
Moonbeast | 01 Apr 2016 9:54 a.m. PST |
It's an April Fools thing, mine says I dislike the taste of most resins…not true I love the taste of all resins. Drizzled over butterscotch pudding mixed with ant larvae and mesquite wood chips…YUM! |
mad monkey 1 | 01 Apr 2016 10:01 a.m. PST |
"Speaks Greek at the wargaming table." My Latin just isn't good enough.. |
comstarhpg | 01 Apr 2016 10:16 a.m. PST |
I like my one :) Weakness: Human by day, vampire by night. |
ironicon | 01 Apr 2016 10:17 a.m. PST |
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TMPWargamerabbit | 01 Apr 2016 10:23 a.m. PST |
[copy paste] Weakness: Illegal alien. No, really! An alien! [end copy paste] So… how did TMP know my weakness.. an Englishman cast ashore on the California beach….? |
javelin98 | 01 Apr 2016 10:25 a.m. PST |
"His new army design? Critically flawed." Aw, man… |
Timbo W | 01 Apr 2016 10:27 a.m. PST |
Not ready for the zombie apocalypse – very true ! Though it will at least give me the chance to see if my scythe is any use for that sort of thing. |
Steve Wilcox | 01 Apr 2016 10:30 a.m. PST |
I'm moving to Pennsylvania in the future, apparently: "Plans to retire next door to the OFM." :) |
boy wundyr x | 01 Apr 2016 10:39 a.m. PST |
Please don't ask me about the War. |
Choctaw | 01 Apr 2016 10:40 a.m. PST |
Well, I do read everything Tango posts… |
B6GOBOS | 01 Apr 2016 10:43 a.m. PST |
Well…I have changed mornings for a late afternoon shift. |
Private Matter | 01 Apr 2016 10:50 a.m. PST |
It' creepy how Bill knows our weaknesses. I can't figure out for the ice of me how he knew I was tapping out code. Scary. |
ColCampbell | 01 Apr 2016 10:52 a.m. PST |
Hmmm, and mine is (drum roll) Illegal alien. No, really! An alien! An illegal alien? No, I'm as legal as they come. Jim |
Pictors Studio | 01 Apr 2016 10:53 a.m. PST |
My weakness seems like more of a silent strength. "The real brains behind Rick Priestly." |
Murphy | 01 Apr 2016 10:57 a.m. PST |
Interesting enough, mine is "Do not ask about "The War"…. Damn Yankees…we didn't kill enough of them…. |
wrgmr1 | 01 Apr 2016 10:58 a.m. PST |
Sleeps with dice pouch under pillow. Only my lucky dice…. |
Rogues1 | 01 Apr 2016 10:59 a.m. PST |
I think mine is pretty close to mark: "At the game club, they call him Mantic Boy" Though generally I am just called Mantic – which could also be my superhero name. |
Albino Squirrel | 01 Apr 2016 11:12 a.m. PST |
Mine is: "Friends call him Ratface." I like this one I saw on someone else's profile: "Thinks HG Wells is a water bottling plant." |
Cullen | 01 Apr 2016 11:18 a.m. PST |
"Gets a thrill down his leg from reading TMP!" Well, I was wondering what was going on down there, now I know. Cheers! |
Barenakedleadies | 01 Apr 2016 11:23 a.m. PST |
always thought of myself asa more of a killer bunny but… Weakness: Human by day, vampire by night. |
HammerHead | 01 Apr 2016 11:24 a.m. PST |
Thinks HG Wells is a water Bottling plant, its mine…… Ha ha |
vtsaogames | 01 Apr 2016 11:38 a.m. PST |
Also plan to retire next to the OFM. |
darthfozzywig | 01 Apr 2016 11:58 a.m. PST |
Weakness: Plans to retire next door to the OFM. Getting crowded here – GET OFFA MY LAWN!
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Bismarck | 01 Apr 2016 11:59 a.m. PST |
Bill, my heavens, how could you? I am already retired, but to condemn my final years living next to John is both cruel and unusual! Have the for sale by owner sign already in my yard! Kyote….OMG…he did it to you too! Sounds like we must make an alliance! LMAO…I love it. Don't remember you doing this before. Now I have to spend the remainder of the day checking profiles! |
Buck215 | 01 Apr 2016 12:11 p.m. PST |
I am an illegal alien. No, really! AN ALIEN! I knew Beldar Conehead and I had something in common (besides the subjugation of the blunt skulls on this planet). Go ahead and build your wall on the Mexifornia border, Donald Trump, my kind will come from the skies to take over this planet in oh, say, seven zuros… |
Hafen von Schlockenberg | 01 Apr 2016 1:00 p.m. PST |
About the,um,"leg"thing --I wish to state that it only(ahem!)"happens"when looking at some of those NSFW posts. And before anyone says it, I DON'T mean Skimpy Armor Guy! |
Shagnasty | 01 Apr 2016 1:02 p.m. PST |
Beware OFM. I shall make Vroom, Vroom noises when I maneuver my toy cavalry on the table top. And drink Yuengling Beer! |
TMPWargamerabbit | 01 Apr 2016 1:03 p.m. PST |
Seems the "illegal alien… No, really" and "Plans to retire next door to the OFM" lines are leaders with three and four TMP's so labeled and publicly identified each. |
Ragbones | 01 Apr 2016 1:08 p.m. PST |
I have the same one as Murphy. But in my case it may apply to more recent conflicts. |
Rhysius Cambrensis | 01 Apr 2016 2:08 p.m. PST |
"Plans to retire next door to the OFM" brilliant! And true! Though I don't have any current interest in wargaming the AWI! |
Editor in Chief Bill | 01 Apr 2016 2:18 p.m. PST |
PM me with suggestions for next year |
D A THB | 01 Apr 2016 2:30 p.m. PST |
Named his Son "28mm". What! I have a Son, no-one told me? or have I adopted one of my many figures as my Son? |
Jeigheff | 01 Apr 2016 4:21 p.m. PST |
Okay, I'm curious. I'll post just to see what my weakness is. |
tberry7403 | 01 Apr 2016 4:39 p.m. PST |
…how he knew I was tapping out code. And here is where my mind went to… Stubby index finger, taping out it's code. Stubby index finger, looking like a toad. YouTube link |
tberry7403 | 01 Apr 2016 4:43 p.m. PST |
Hey, Pictors! It says I'm "The real brains behind Rick Priestly." Now is that "The real brains behind Rick Priestly" or "The real brains in Rick Priestly's behind?" |
etotheipi | 01 Apr 2016 5:08 p.m. PST |
Gets a thrill down his leg from reading TMP! Oddly apt. Due to nerve damage, one leg has pretty much no feeling and the other one has occasional spasms. I always suspected TMP was causing that… |
Albino Squirrel | 01 Apr 2016 7:46 p.m. PST |
You just click on a member's name, Jeigheff, to see their profile. Yours says you named your son 28mm. Though I'm not sure why that would be considered a weakness. |
gamertom | 01 Apr 2016 8:12 p.m. PST |
I'm another "Friends call him Ratface." It's really funny as anyone looking at my icon will know I'm really a Black Pantherface. |
StarfuryXL5 | 01 Apr 2016 9:01 p.m. PST |
"The real brains behind Rick Priestly." So what did you help him do? I know Rick Priestley was a designer of Warhammer, but who is this other guy? |
Tom Bryant | 01 Apr 2016 11:20 p.m. PST |
Mine says that I sleep with my dice pouch under my pillow. Probable would be better on my neck! |
Weasel | 02 Apr 2016 10:31 a.m. PST |
Shoot, now I wonder what mine said. "Dice rolls didn't match the ambition of his plan" would seem appropriate. |
Bashytubits | 02 Apr 2016 7:23 p.m. PST |
And before anyone says it, I DON'T mean Skimpy Armor Guy!
You realize Hafen, that denial is the strongest form of subconscious affirmation. |