"Lunch theft countermeasures" Topic
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Bashytubits | 11 Mar 2016 8:21 p.m. PST |
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Zephyr1 | 11 Mar 2016 8:47 p.m. PST |
Decoy cat food pate` sandwiches are always a surprise… |
Balin Shortstuff | 11 Mar 2016 9:22 p.m. PST |
Sadly they're currently unavailable, but you could probably paint your own. link
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sillypoint | 11 Mar 2016 10:05 p.m. PST |
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Mallen | 11 Mar 2016 11:26 p.m. PST |
Elax brownies. Bonus feature: you'll know who the culprit is. |
Mako11 | 11 Mar 2016 11:30 p.m. PST |
Way too much dried, ghost pepper chile powder, hidden inside. In a cube farm, it should be pretty apparent who is suffering from its ill effects, in short order. |
Jcfrog | 12 Mar 2016 4:19 a.m. PST |
Old story: Chap leaves for a leak, leaves a note: I spit in this glass. Comes back and reads: Me too. |
Buck215 | 12 Mar 2016 9:14 a.m. PST |
Marilax brownies- marijuana and laxative mixed into brownies. The dope gives the perps the munchies, so they eat more brownies. You know what the laxative does, then. Eat, evacuate, repeat. Another example of Perpetual Motion in action… |
Hafen von Schlockenberg | 12 Mar 2016 10:01 a.m. PST |
JC: Farmer keeps getting watermelons stolen. Puts up sign:"One of these watermelons is poisoned". Next day,"One" marked through,replaced with "2". |
Jcfrog | 12 Mar 2016 10:20 a.m. PST |
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Mardaddy | 12 Mar 2016 1:55 p.m. PST |
Friends episode – Ross puts note authored by Phoebe on his, "moist-maker-leftover-Thanksgiving-turkey-sandwich," to prevent a lunch thief from eating it. He gets sent to HR and subsequently mandatory Anger Management Counseling due to the over-aggressive nature of the note. Beware – in this "delicate soapbubble" of a PC environment, truth could easily imitate fiction… |
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