tberry7403 | 01 Jan 2016 11:34 a.m. PST |
Saw this on my tube of Old Spice: "CONTAINS ODOR-FIGHTING "ATOMIC ROBOTS" THAT "SHOOT LASERS" AT YOUR "STENCH MONSTERS" AND REPLACES THEM WITH FRESH, CLEAN, MASCULINE "SCENT ELVES." |
Henry Martini | 01 Jan 2016 1:51 p.m. PST |
Someone's taking advertising animations just a little too literally. |
Winston Smith | 01 Jan 2016 3:08 p.m. PST |
Ask your doctor if Atomic Robots that shoot lasers are good for you. |
Bashytubits | 01 Jan 2016 3:42 p.m. PST |
Sage advice Winston. Although I cannot vouch for a physicians response on that one. |
Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut | 01 Jan 2016 7:22 p.m. PST |
My oldest kid (14) loves Old Spice hygeine products, lives and dies by whether the preferred scent is available as body wash. |
tberry7403 | 01 Jan 2016 8:22 p.m. PST |
… available as body wash. I guess that means his body is crawling with "… FRESH, CLEAN, MASCULINE "SCENT ELVES." " |
Narratio | 01 Jan 2016 8:27 p.m. PST |
Do his clothes have to be bought one size larger to accommodate the Atomic robots and Stench Monsters? I have to ask, does anybody know have a copy of the Old Spice Rule set and were they written by Phil Barker? |
gamedad25 | 01 Jan 2016 8:42 p.m. PST |
Due out after "Horse, Foot, and Gun" I believe. |
Aleator | 01 Jan 2016 9:29 p.m. PST |
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Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut | 01 Jan 2016 11:54 p.m. PST |
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Bashytubits | 03 Jan 2016 10:16 p.m. PST |
I aint scared of no stench monsters.
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John the Greater | 04 Jan 2016 8:49 a.m. PST |
Ask your doctor if Atomic Robots that shoot lasers are good for you. No need to ask unless the laser shooting lasts more than four hours. |
Hafen von Schlockenberg | 04 Jan 2016 10:37 a.m. PST |
Anyone remember Screaming Yellow Zonkers? Made by Major company, but packaging copy targeted at heads. And if you remember what "heads" were, you,as they say,we're not there. |