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Moria 40,000 – Squat Trek Episode 1
Left to Right: Engineer Scotty (with a Conversion Beamer!), Capt Khyrk, Paulie Atreides
"Stardate 43018
My name is Captain Khyrk, commander of the U.S.S. Entenmanns. While on routine patrol of the Squat Homeworld Defense Perimeter, we were attacked by an unknown and hostile alien fleet that can only be described as… "tentacle-y".
In the center: Science Officer Spokk (with a trusty Tri-corder)
" Reverse calculating their trajectory, our science officer Mister Spokk had determined the invaders are not from our galaxy, that they had come from the deep darkness of intergalactic space."
In the center: Yoga Master Kenobi
"The vastness of their fleet is beyond comprehension and had destroyed our own without effort. The four greatest and mightiest of Squat ships were hastily assembled to combat against these aliens which the humans call "Tyranids". We had decided to call this particular alien incursion as "Hive Fleet Om Nom Nom"."
In the center: Judge Dreddlock (with Hot-Shot Lasgun)
"The USS Pork Cracklins, the USS Mojito and the USS Heineken were all destroyed in the first minutes of the fight. Only my ship was able to get away, but damaged reactors/failing life supports/hull breaches forced all survivors to abandon ship in the shuttles. "
In the center: Korben Dallas (with a Multipass!)
"The closest planet was a primitive feral planet that was not on any of our starmaps and had no humanoid lifeforms. This planet was on the DMZ between Squat and Eldar space. It was probably one of the Forgotten and Forbidden Planets."
Survivors of the USS Entenmanns make planetfall and emerge from the wreckage.
Korben Dallas: Did anyone think about bringing some of those delish Crumb Cakes from our lost USS Entenmanns? Im hungry!
Yoga Master Kenobi: Or at least some Romulan Ale!
Korben Dallas: I thought Romulan Ale was against the law?
Judge Dreddlock: AYYYyy UMMMmm DAAAAaa LAWWWWww….
Korben Dallas: (pats Dredd on his helmet) Yeah, we know buddy.
Capt Khyrk: There… they are! Its… those… psychotic… Genestealers again! They… must… have… followed us to this planet!
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