"The old place" Topic

TMP seems to be ticking over pretty well lately.

Not plagued by controversy, fewer trolls, some really quality discussions.

Indeed, if it wasn't for technical issues, TMP would be Utopia (if your version of utopia is peopled with rather grumpy, chubby men who play with toy soldiers, as mine seems to be).

Thats because bill payed me to "take care of" the trouble makers. 5 grusome hackjob murders with lots of blood and screaming got me 5 years payed membership on TMP.

And since I was stupid enough to mention I used to clean Operating Room floors, Bill made me do the crime scene cleanup without pay…WITHOUT PAY OR COMPENSATION!!!….he found certain pictures..never mind. Just don't eat the meaty bits from the Lounge Salad Bar.

PuraPhen and hydrogen peroxide-those 'NCIS'/forensic guys know nuthin'…NUTHIN'!!!

Gunfreak and I should go in business….

Uh-oh – Gibbs and Abby might see that as a challenge,
Skippy…

And DiNozzo gets one upside the head…again. ;^)

Of course McGee would start posting here…

Now I cannot get the picture out of my head of McGee trying to explain the TMP page to Gibbs and DiNozzo… and Gibbs giving "The Stare".

The "Why I hate TMP and so should you" thread on Frothers has ground to a boring halt, and is dying of apathy. I still check on it and as usual am unable to post to it 90% of the time because I refuse to join. The usual suspects are reduced to calling each other names. As usual. They're even debating over changing the name of the thread. Mainly because it's name is irrelevant because nobody cares.

I think the smartest thing The Editor did was to eliminate the Stifle Count. I was originally opposed to its elimination, because it amused me, but it brewed poisonous discontent. Now I can be stifled, but no one knows how many I have nor do I.
Self righteous pompous frauds leave after a while. Their feelings get hurt. Especially when they get DHed.
Most racists and neo Nazis eventually get fed up and leave, or modify their behavior.

Me? I am faultless and blameless and so am the OFM.

Winston if you are faultless then that means you don't play tennis. when it comes to blameless, hmm, I say John the OFM did it! Sort of like Colonel Mustard did it with the candlestick in the parlor (Clue reference for the uninformed).

In my above post I blame my incorrect " it's" totally on my cell phone's spell check and auto correct thinking it's (here used correctly) smarter than I am.
I resent it turning me into an abuser of apostrophes.
Can I sue?

This is America! Let the litigation commence!

No its Norway!

Can I sue in Norway ?

No way!

You can, but much harder to win, and the payouts are much lower, you won't get million dollars payouts. If very lucky you can get about $100 USDk but to get that the offender would have had to do stuff to your grandmothers corps on national tv or something.

Normal payouts seem to be in the few thousand dollar range.

Sue lives in Norway? Can you get me her phone number?

I thought you where happily married?

I smell some extortion coming your way soon ochoin!

Sue or Mary Sue?

Clearly, Gunfreak, I was speaking of this Sue:

Necrophilic zoophila cheating is no better then regular living human cheating, infact i think most would think it worse.

Gunfreak: you win.

YaY I won on the internet!

Not plagued by controversy, fewer trolls, some really quality discussions.

Hopefully it will stay this way … And I may be wrong. But Bill has done a pretty good job cleaning up some of troll scum, etc. from other sites, etc. … But the day is young …

YaY I won on the internet!

Your prize is n the post.

And you just know you're having a 'quality discussion' when the term 'necrophilic zoophila' (sic) is deployed.

Your prize is n the post.

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