Cacique Caribe | 14 Sep 2015 7:42 a.m. PST |
I love that line from MIB. YouTube link - So, if he was an Alien, what planet was he from? - And, more importantly, are there any 15mm figures that could pass for "The King"? Or was the humanoid appearance just a disguise?*** - Also, do you think that his "pelvic sorcery" was an Alien form of Martial Arts? Thanks, Dan *** So, what does hybrid daughter Lisa Marie look like when she's in her normal form? |
Cacique Caribe | 14 Sep 2015 8:06 a.m. PST |
Thermians! That makes a lot of sense. At least it would explain Elvis' incredible flexibility: link Dan |
Lt Col Pedant | 14 Sep 2015 9:50 a.m. PST |
He's alive and in Consett. |
Cacique Caribe | 14 Sep 2015 10:09 a.m. PST |
In a corset? I guess he was in his last years? Dan |
x42brown | 14 Sep 2015 10:37 a.m. PST |
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Cacique Caribe | 14 Sep 2015 11:39 a.m. PST |
Lol. That guy actually looks like Mickey Rourke! Dan |
capncarp | 14 Sep 2015 9:25 p.m. PST |
C'mon, Dan, he doesn't look _that_ bad. |
Cacique Caribe | 16 Sep 2015 5:09 p.m. PST |
Who? Rourke or the guy in the clip? Dan PS. You guys think that the King will be elevated to godhood after the Apocalypse, and Vegas will become a holy city dedicated to his cult worship? TMP link |
capncarp | 16 Sep 2015 7:01 p.m. PST |
And then the True Believers will declare Memphis to be the Holy City, starting the bloody schism. |
TheBeast | 18 Sep 2015 11:57 a.m. PST |
I'm pretty sure the real mayhem will start with those suggesting you can eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches WITHOUT toasting the bread… Doug |
J Womack 94 | 18 Sep 2015 12:49 p.m. PST |
Nope. Vegas and Memphis will co-exist, just as Jerusalem, Medina, and Mecca. Memphis may be the holiest of holies, though. And you don't toast the bread. You fry it. In butter. Lots of butter. |
Cacique Caribe | 18 Sep 2015 8:54 p.m. PST |
Hmm. Vegas might have a pretty good claim for the title of Holy of Holies since, according to the true canonical Scriptures, it was where he gave his last breath on Earth, before being taken to the true Graceland in the sky. Everyone knows that his divine revelation included specific instructions for his followers to wear the appropriate holy vestments, which are the white Vegas jumpsuits:
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Elvis the Great. Elvis the Holy One. Elvis the Eternal. Reborn each generation from the cryogenically preserved cells of the First Elvis. Behold the late Elvis the XXII:
And here is Elvis the XXVI:
Dan |
War Monkey | 18 Sep 2015 9:01 p.m. PST |
Humans can not pronounce that name correctly or in the right sound pitch. |
Cacique Caribe | 18 Sep 2015 9:59 p.m. PST |
And who can forget Elvis the XXXIII who, at the venerable age of 121, still continues to produce offspring from the many women who travel to the Holy City to be inseminated.
The seed of Elvis shall inherit the Earth!
Dan |
CmdrKiley | 08 Oct 2015 11:54 p.m. PST |
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