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Cacique Caribe14 Sep 2015 7:42 a.m. PST

I love that line from MIB.
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- So, if he was an Alien, what planet was he from?

- And, more importantly, are there any 15mm figures that could pass for "The King"? Or was the humanoid appearance just a disguise?***

- Also, do you think that his "pelvic sorcery" was an Alien form of Martial Arts?

Thanks,

Dan
*** So, what does hybrid daughter Lisa Marie look like when she's in her normal form?

Cacique Caribe14 Sep 2015 8:06 a.m. PST

Thermians! That makes a lot of sense.

At least it would explain Elvis' incredible flexibility:

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Dan

Lt Col Pedant14 Sep 2015 9:50 a.m. PST

He's alive and in Consett.

Cacique Caribe14 Sep 2015 10:09 a.m. PST

In a corset?

I guess he was in his last years?

Dan

Personal logo x42brown Supporting Member of TMP14 Sep 2015 10:37 a.m. PST
Cacique Caribe14 Sep 2015 11:39 a.m. PST

Lol. That guy actually looks like Mickey Rourke!

Dan

capncarp14 Sep 2015 9:25 p.m. PST

C'mon, Dan, he doesn't look _that_ bad.

Cacique Caribe16 Sep 2015 5:09 p.m. PST

Who? Rourke or the guy in the clip?

Dan
PS. You guys think that the King will be elevated to godhood after the Apocalypse, and Vegas will become a holy city dedicated to his cult worship?
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capncarp16 Sep 2015 7:01 p.m. PST

And then the True Believers will declare Memphis to be the Holy City, starting the bloody schism.

TheBeast Supporting Member of TMP18 Sep 2015 11:57 a.m. PST

I'm pretty sure the real mayhem will start with those suggesting you can eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches WITHOUT toasting the bread…

Doug

J Womack 9418 Sep 2015 12:49 p.m. PST

Nope. Vegas and Memphis will co-exist, just as Jerusalem, Medina, and Mecca. Memphis may be the holiest of holies, though.

And you don't toast the bread. You fry it. In butter. Lots of butter.

Cacique Caribe18 Sep 2015 8:54 p.m. PST

Hmm.

Vegas might have a pretty good claim for the title of Holy of Holies since, according to the true canonical Scriptures, it was where he gave his last breath on Earth, before being taken to the true Graceland in the sky.

Everyone knows that his divine revelation included specific instructions for his followers to wear the appropriate holy vestments, which are the white Vegas jumpsuits:

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Elvis the Great. Elvis the Holy One. Elvis the Eternal. Reborn each generation from the cryogenically preserved cells of the First Elvis.

Behold the late Elvis the XXII:

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And here is Elvis the XXVI:

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Dan

War Monkey18 Sep 2015 9:01 p.m. PST

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Humans can not pronounce that name correctly or in the right sound pitch.

Cacique Caribe18 Sep 2015 9:59 p.m. PST

And who can forget Elvis the XXXIII who, at the venerable age of 121, still continues to produce offspring from the many women who travel to the Holy City to be inseminated.

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The seed of Elvis shall inherit the Earth!

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Dan

CmdrKiley08 Oct 2015 11:54 p.m. PST

He's in an East Texas Retirement Home with John F. Kennedy.

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