Tyrion Lannister has been transported out of Westeros by some unknown power. He has been teleported not just through time and space, but also out of dimension, out of fictional canon… into the Moria Reclamation Project! He doesnt come alone, he has companions from other surprising and unlikely places. What fantastic adventures are bound to happen with the coming of these latest arrivals.
Narrator: You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead – your next stop, the Twilight Zone!
Onwards to pics, fluff, and a skirmish! I wont be using Warhammer 1st edition here. Will you be able to guess which rules Im using, just from the descriptions?
Tyrion and Podrick
Tyrion – Lived in some squabbly gossipy land far to the west. In this land, he was pretty much the only Dwarf around. He is also called the Imp, Halfman, and his favorite – the Demon Monkey. For reasons unknown, he has been magically teleported to Moria. He has also acquired the services of some really savage looking barbarians. He once told someone that a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone. You know nothing, Jon Snow!
Podrick – A simple and loyal boy who squires for Tyrion. Apparently, he is a big hit with the ladies.
Crom and Beowulf
Crom the Barbarian – An old king from Hyperborea before the time when the oceans drank Atlantis. Some worshipped him as a god who waged war against the Giants. He also knows the "Riddle of Steel". He has agreed to follow Tyrion because he believes that the Dwarf's destiny is to become a meal for the Giants. When the Giants show up, Crom intends to slay them after they have had their feast.
Beowulf – Word has it he killed monsters and their mothers in the icy north, became a king, and killed a giant dragon. It is said, he continued hunting monsters and dragons in neighboring lands until none were left… now he is in Moria. He follows Tyrion because he thinks rubbing Dwarfs on the top of their head brings good luck and a bonus buff "to hit" against dragons.
Thundarr, Shagga, and Temujin
Thundarr the Barbarian – Another barbarian that feels the need to advertise that fact. Used to wield a fire sword that uncannily resembled a lightsaber but lost it in a game of sabacc, hung out with a princess/sorceress, and had a pet wookie called Ookla. He follows Tyrion because the Dwarf reminds him of a baby Ewok.
Shagga – Son of Dolf. He enjoys chopping off manhoods and feeding them to crows and/or goats. He is also the only barbarian here who comes from Westeros. Because of this, Tyrion actually trusts him more than the others, but thats not saying much. He follows Tyrion because the Halfman makes him laugh, not more than chopping off manhoods, but almost as much.
Temujin – An eternal champion from the mystical East, has gone by many names through the centuries Atylla of the Huns, Chingiz Xan, Timur-i-Leng. He is a great conqueror who knows the answer to the question "What is good in life?" He follows Tyrion because the dwarf reminds him of a tasty Spring Eggroll.
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