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John the OFM20 Jul 2015 9:55 p.m. PST

Please explain to me why the following fantasy races need their "female" figures to have boobs, Bleeped text, breasts or knockers.
Lizard"men". Uh, they are not mammals. They do not suckle their young.
Snake"men". Ditto.
Dryads, etc. Ummm… they are plants. trees.
Insect"men". Do I have to go on?

Not all females have boobs, Bleeped text, breasts or knockers.

And notice I have not commented on their "armor" or weapons.

R Brown20 Jul 2015 10:05 p.m. PST

Chutes and LaDDers?

"Not all females have boobs, .., breasts or knockers."

I think I saw a few in the images from H-Con… being sported by the other gender.

53Punisher20 Jul 2015 11:09 p.m. PST

Sexually frustrated scuptors.

SJDonovan20 Jul 2015 11:39 p.m. PST

Dryads aren't trees; they are just associated with trees. Dryads are nymphs, nature spirits that generally take the form of young women. So breasts are appropriate.

You've got a point about the rest though.

Maddaz11121 Jul 2015 3:43 a.m. PST

and those races that might have breasts.. should have the appropriate number.. (have you thought of the multiply breasted cat and wolf folk.. or even FemaCows..

I have always hand waved it as magic.. and pervy wizards..

gavandjosh0221 Jul 2015 4:15 a.m. PST

Ummm. LizardMEN, SnakeMEN, InsectMEN. Ok – whateverMEN could stand for all sexes of the whatever kind. Still, it's fantasy. Perhaps fantasy critters of these fantastic types suckle their young.

SJDonovan21 Jul 2015 4:27 a.m. PST

There used to be an advert for beer here in the UK that featured a cartoon cow called Graham who was identified as male but who had a set of udders. When the error was pointed out the advertisers claimed that they hadn't made a mistake and that Graham was always meant to be transgender. Most people regarded this explanation as a load of bullocks and it seems more likely that the creative geniuses behind the campaign didn't know the difference between boy cows and girl cows.

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Prince Rupert of the Rhine21 Jul 2015 4:53 a.m. PST

In D&D yuan-ti (ie snake men) are snake-human half breeds so could conceivably have inherited breasts from their human ancestors…

John Treadaway21 Jul 2015 4:57 a.m. PST

Same reason they have them on Star Trek

John T

Personal logo Extra Crispy Sponsoring Member of TMP21 Jul 2015 6:51 a.m. PST

Let's see. Our target market is primarily 13-15 year old boys. What kind of figures should we make net?

Well, boys like Bleeped text….

TNE230021 Jul 2015 7:42 a.m. PST

Non Mammal Mammaries
discussion and many, many, many examples

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The Beast Rampant21 Jul 2015 10:23 a.m. PST

There used to be an advert for beer here in the UK that featured a cartoon cow called Graham who was identified as male but who had a set of udders.

That's been done a lot. Apparently, "funny animal" bovines are "funnier" with udders.

advertisers claimed that they hadn't made a mistake and that Graham was always meant to be transgender.
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Redroom21 Jul 2015 4:32 p.m. PST

SJDonovan – my first college roommate was a dairy farmer and I asked him what the stupidest question he ever had gotten. He replied "You only milk the female cows, right?"

Der Krieg Geist21 Jul 2015 6:22 p.m. PST

SJDonovan, are you serious? Boy cow?!?! Female is cow, male is bull, gelded male is steer, young is calf and the species is CATTLE LOL :) no such thing as a boy cow…….

SJDonovan21 Jul 2015 9:19 p.m. PST

Yes, I am deadly serious. But why are you so fixated on boy cows? There is no such thing as girl cows either.

skinkmasterreturns22 Jul 2015 5:59 a.m. PST

Well,at first glance of the picture I thought the "bovine" was wearing a loin cloth,at least until I read the explanation. It could have been worse,penis sheath comes to mind….

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