| John the OFM | 13 Jul 2015 9:05 p.m. PST |
More people die of Natural Causes than any other outcome.
So why are we so indifferent to it?
Even if you live to 110, there is no escaping Natural Causes! Wake up America! |
| The Monstrous Jake | 14 Jul 2015 4:39 a.m. PST |
"With your help, we can find a cure…" |
| Winston Smith | 14 Jul 2015 4:50 a.m. PST |
"Telephone operators are standing by." |
| skippy0001 | 14 Jul 2015 6:34 a.m. PST |
Give me Immortality!! Or give me Death!!! |
| Old Wolfman | 14 Jul 2015 6:40 a.m. PST |
Sounds like something George Carlin would have brought up. |
| Kelly Armstrong | 14 Jul 2015 7:11 a.m. PST |
What's a telethon? Sounds like something from the old days before the internets. |
| Martin Rapier | 14 Jul 2015 7:55 a.m. PST |
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| Rrobbyrobot | 14 Jul 2015 9:48 a.m. PST |
First it was a nuclear war. Then it was my heart. It could always have been a car wreck, earth quake, or some other natural disaster. Now I have to worry about natural causes? How am I ever going to finish painting all these miniatures? |
| John the Greater | 14 Jul 2015 10:33 a.m. PST |
At the cost of being a bit pedantic, death by disease is a natural cause. Thus there are plenty of telethons for natural causes. Now a telethon for people being cudgeled to death by orcs – that I would watch. |
| Zargon | 14 Jul 2015 11:30 a.m. PST |
Yes Orcsies, Biguns too, in a Orkrena with lots of plebeians an stuff:) screaming for blood, an yes them peoples are politician-banker-lawyers, ohhh..yess here's my $10 USD now let the games begin my moneys on Biggutz doing the skinny one in 5.
Cheer nice one JtheG :D |
| vtsaogames | 14 Jul 2015 1:03 p.m. PST |
For some reason, this thread reminded me of going to visit a long-gone uncle on a Labor Day before he shuffled off this mortal coil. He was watching the Jerry Lewis Telethon. Enhanced interrogation indeed. I'd forgotten about it John. Dang. |
| Mako11 | 14 Jul 2015 4:19 p.m. PST |
There'd be like 100 telethons a day, John. How would you choose? |
| Coelacanth | 14 Jul 2015 7:01 p.m. PST |
Dropsy, influenza, and being devoured by bears are all, broadly speaking, natural causes. Ron |
| zoneofcontrol | 14 Jul 2015 7:02 p.m. PST |
How about a telethon for men caught in bed with another man's wife. Death by au naturel causes?!? |
| PVT641 | 15 Jul 2015 5:05 a.m. PST |
Are not diseases natural causes? |
| Mallen | 15 Jul 2015 10:35 a.m. PST |
The more interesting burning question is this: Who would host this I nominate a hologram of Steve Irwin. |
| myrm11 | 17 Jul 2015 8:51 a.m. PST |
Life is a 100% fatal sexually transmitted disease….something should be done!!! |
tries a stucco repair product to contour his bases.
