"The last word on TMP" Topic

WOW! 69 pages, think we'll make 100?

Any excuse for a party eh?

…and …I did it …MY …WAY!

It vill be ein thousand pagens.
I can see it now in mein dreams!!

Und I did it…MEIN….VAY!!!

Danke danke, I vill be here all veek.

Its William Tecumseh Sherman's 200th birthday today

A great American General.

Happy birthday!

Ahhh, that feels much better, I missed the little varmints!

We should change the name of this thread, the "Prairie Dog Page".

Dat ist der sort opf car ve need Mussolini, zen you vouldn't keep getting schtuck in der snow all opf der timen Ja!! Heheheheh.

Hey Adolfo baby, squeal iffa you wanna go faster!!

Hey, keep your eyes on the road you goons.

You know you shouldn't play with matches, candles or fire in general. Plus if you want to fan the flames, there are much better devices.

Slacking here, better get rolling
Corregador Feb 16, 1945

Getting rolling.
Corridor Feb 18, 2020.

Rolling along.
Corrie doors Feb 18 2020

Rollin' rollin' rollin'
The Doors 1972

Keep them dawgies rollin'

RAWHIDE!!

- No, please continue …corridors and cowboys …corridors and cowboys and desert rats …OK!

Are you a swinger ASTRNM?

Pearl's a swinger!

Its George Washington's birthday today

Coooeee Georgie!! Don't be a stick in the mud and come for a swing with me, flirty Gertie. Oh b*ll***s there goes me shoe!!.

Its Leap Day

Oh dear, I think this is going to end badly …

ENOUGH!

- Leap Day …WHATEVER!

- Thank you, 1.4Bore

Harry Hedbord Morant was executed today's date in 1902

Looks like someone has been to Burger King.

Not on a carrier but was a ordnance man myself

Conrad Heyer, ARW veteran
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As a precaution against coronavirus we're going to have to disinfect the Utter Drivel Board and isolate all of you until further notice. Word Final

Coronavirus …or yellow legs …it could be worse. Blue hair, for example!

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- Hey, Yellowlegs!

You have violated the lockdown and will have to be dealt with accordingly.

Kindly go to your room immediately and lock the door, there's a good boy.

For those of you who are self-isolating WHO recommends the following diet.

Kippers.

And pancakes.

Because they're easier to slide under the door.

- Can we have kippers for breakfast …?

Not while you keep flicking your fag ash on the carpet. It's ruining the pile.

Kindly desist or we will have to remove the offending item.