"The last word on TMP" Topic

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Dat ist ok, ve are vay behind in producing der accordians due to zer overvelming demand und I am afraid dat your order for ein has only just reached der in tray on mein desk.

Last word !

Heck yeah !

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In this case God named Bill.

Ah solitude…

No, there's more than one…

Post something or she'll shoot!

Just checking in

Well, I did try to warn you.

Am I going to have to carry this all the way in?

Looks like The sea that raged no more, or whatever he calls himself this, has died or fallen off his perch, so yup it's just you an' me fella'. Yeeeeeehaw.

I can take this to the finish line

Why yes I do

Looks like The sea that raged no more, or whatever he calls himself this, has died or fallen off his perch, so yup it's just you an' me fella'

Gentlemen …shall we resume?

Daily check in

Dang it he's still alive.

Not bad, but next ve vill be reaching post 1923 und mein time vill kommen!!

I got ein little bit carried away mitt meinselfen here.

Heer ist der first off der new 3rd Reich banjos fresh off der production line from under ein mountain in Bavaria. I can see zem selling like der hot cakes.

Und now I vill make ein putsch tovarts der finish line. Post number 1945 heer ein kommen.

Now we're moving the ball

We're moving the ball a little bit but arsing about a lot!

One post behind the other

2k or bust

Still a long way from page 40.

We well get there

We well …

Another wee well

Just saying

- Dang!

I'm much past 40, but still soldiering on

I'm much past 40, but still soldiering on

Good show 14Bore. Carry on, and keep breathing

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I say, look here Wilson, that Breaking Wind fellow has inserted a doopelbanger in my place!

Oh Lord!I think you mean doppelganger, don't you Sir?

Whatever it is it's a dirty underhand trick, not the sort of thing we British would do!! If you see this imposter you are to arrest him at once!

- Now why couldn't you have posted this picture, Wilson?

- I really cannot say Captain. I've been feeling a little bit under the weather lately. Mavis says …

At last, post numberen 1939! Mein time ist komf!!!!

Now to take over zer vorld mitt mein No.1 joke. Ziss vill kill zem all I tell you!! Hahahaha!

1940!! Time to invade Engerland!

Don't ask me vy Mussolini ist pointing at der sky, he ist ein dumkopf. Ve all know zat Engerland ist dat vay.
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Over zere past France.
Vich reminds me. Here ve are in Paris playing hiding go seeking, seeking go hide.

Here I am.

Und here I am not. It took zem ages to find me.heheheh.
I vos hiding in der accordian shop.
Here I am looking ein little rough after too much red wine und Folies Begere zer night before.

Gissus a kiss, sweetie!

Greetings mein friends from somewhere in der South Americas. I cannot tell you vere I am in der hiding, but here ist ein teensy veensy clue.

I don't know vot it is about living in ziss place, but I haff ziss sudden urge to post on here every day, lots und lots off times.

Amicalement.
Adolf.

Had some fun and frustration posting those pictures, often had to do it 3 -6 times each. Only ever posted 1 picture before.

Congratulations 14Bore. That's quite a talent you have developed