Winston Smith | 14 Jun 2015 1:52 p.m. PST |
I think Uncle Benjen comes back as a White Walker. "It's not so bad Jon. The pay may not be great but the healthcare benefits are outstanding." |
Coelacanth | 14 Jun 2015 1:57 p.m. PST |
"You have no health, but you just don't care." I predict that the show will be done long before the books, the last few titles of which will be remaindered. … Oh, the show -- Cersi Lannister will no longer be able to hear the song "Missionary Man" without weeping. Ron |
jowady | 14 Jun 2015 3:27 p.m. PST |
Pam Ewing wakes up to hear someone in the shower, she pulls back the curtain and there is Bobby Ewing taking a shower! It was all a dream! Oh, and it's revealed that Tyrion tried to poison JR but JR got even by killing Tywin and framing Tyrion. And the Dragons get ed with how they're being treated and kill everyone else, leaving the Ewing family free to drill for the oil that they have found under Winterfell, Sansa becomes JR's mistress and gets big hair and a Porsche. It's revealed that the White Walkers were all just actors hired by the Ewings to scare the Starks off their land, an idea that JR and Bobby got watching an episode of Scooby Doo. JR becomes King of the North and Maergery immediately puts the moves on him, as does Cersei. The cliff hanger (literally) is a fight between these two on the edge of a cliff outside King's Landing. The screen goes black as we hear a woman's scream, did Maergery fall? Did Cersei Fall? Did they both fall? Tune in next season, same Bat Time, same Bat Channel. |
Redroom | 14 Jun 2015 4:00 p.m. PST |
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Tango01 | 14 Jun 2015 4:10 p.m. PST |
Khaleese destroyed Mereen. Amicalement Armand |
Winston Smith | 14 Jun 2015 4:38 p.m. PST |
I like the way you think, jowady. |
skippy0001 | 14 Jun 2015 4:40 p.m. PST |
All the parachute infantry from June 5th/6th 1944 are 'gate/misted' into Westeros between the Twins and Greywater Watch. They all land with little dispersion and after great confusion they link their commands. After flying around with no bearing or landmarks the transport planes finally land due to fuel shortage. Gavin becomes the overall commander. A camp is formed from everything, glider parts, C-47's etc. It would take days to figure out what happened and question the locals, which they could understand. The show ends with Major Howards Glider Regt., Oxford and Buck's Light Infantry, 20 Sappers of Royal Engineers were sent south to make contact with a city(?) called The Twins. It was The Longest Day of The Game Of Thrones. I double-dog dare any of you to run this as a miniatures campaign. Triple-dog dare you. |
Mutant Q | 14 Jun 2015 6:07 p.m. PST |
Cersi breaks, confesses all, and officially delegitimizes her son's rule. Stains is beaten by the Boltons, discovering his sacrifice was all for naught. Theon lights a candle. |
Grimmnar | 14 Jun 2015 7:13 p.m. PST |
Just finished watching it. Holy Crap! Holy Crap! Holy Crap! Enough said for now. Grimm |
Winston Smith | 14 Jun 2015 7:30 p.m. PST |
Well….. I was wrong.
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Doctor X | 14 Jun 2015 7:46 p.m. PST |
I got some right but a lot wrong. That is what makes this show so fun. |
Banned for Hating Trolls | 14 Jun 2015 8:58 p.m. PST |
That will teach Stannis not to forget his leg armour next time!* Oh wait…… But it was cool to see him shank someone with a rondel dagger. And he was even wearing it on the right side and used it in the proper manner! ("ice pick" style) How cool is that? But then I'm a medieval weapons and armour geek and am easily amused…
*:Given how pretty much no one in Game of Thrones world outside of the King's Guard actually wears armour on their legs, lower limb wounds must be an extremely common thing! |
Meiczyslaw | 14 Jun 2015 9:13 p.m. PST |
Given how pretty much no one in Game of Thrones world outside of the King's Guard actually wears armour on their legs, lower limb wounds must be an extremely common thing! I used to be an adventurer, but I took an arrow to my knee … |
Mutant Q | 14 Jun 2015 11:08 p.m. PST |
Ok, 1,5 ain't bad. About that final scene? Not worried. In fact, I expect a certain first-season character to make a special guest appearance next season. |
Doctor X | 14 Jun 2015 11:42 p.m. PST |
I used to be an adventurer, but I took an arrow to my knee … Well played… |
skippy0001 | 15 Jun 2015 3:20 a.m. PST |
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Old Slow Trot | 15 Jun 2015 7:06 a.m. PST |
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JimSelzer | 15 Jun 2015 2:43 p.m. PST |
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Box of Rocs | 15 Jun 2015 10:27 p.m. PST |
My theory: Winter is coming! Thank all that is wraith-like and cold. |